In which that bomb that was about to blow everyone up blows everyone up.
Holy frijoles, almost done with this fucking beyotch. Are a shit ton of slaybies about to be blowed up? Is Buffy going shove that battleaxe right up Nathin Fillyun’s terrible accented ass? Wait, his ass has accents? Like special coloring or highlights? Yes it does. I know this for a fact.
The answer to both questions is actually no. At least so far. Most of the slaybies survive and Buffy runs off with her new axe without slicing Mr Preacher man bad guy to pieces. Cut that motherfucker, bitch, what are you waiting for? A graved invitation?
Buffy’s new slayer axe, which looks like it could double for an axe of the heavy metal solo shredding variety, is really good at killing rubber suited Nosferatu van tires.
One belt of scotch and geekwad Andrew is too tipsy to drive? Fuggin noob.
Xander keep rockin the eye patch. I guess he doesn’t have time to get a class eye. Now he looks like a big stupid pirate. The following movie is rated, AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! I can’t wait to see live in concert the band GWAAAARRRRRRR! My favorite actress of all time is Terri GAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Xandur, no one is going to call you Cyclops, because Cyclops is the best X-Man you are are a bumbling retard. A good joke to make for this Leela faced goon would be “Hey asshole, now you can hang out with a bunch of greasy dago Eyeties with your one eye, pussy.”
Uh oh, the preacher bad guy just has his voice artificially modulated an octave or two lower. That means he really want to commit murder way more than before.
Some boring ass conversation between Buffy and Spike where I think Spike just admitted that he loves cuddling. He may be a bloodthirsty vampire but he also loves spooning. Little known fact: when two fatsos spoon, it’s called ladleing .
Then Buffy takes her fucking axe to some fucking cave and meets some white haired old lady. “You pulled it out,” she says, right as the dude was spooging all over her, but was talking about Buffy fuckin axe and not the ejaculating guy. Then evil preacher man snaps that creaky broad’s neck. So she’s dead. Whoever the fuck she is.
Then we find out why Zander chloroformed Dawng. On Buffy’s orders. Why didn’t he just use a forgetmenow? I guess cause he’s not a magician, I’m sorry I mean an illusionist. However, he is a clown, so perhaps a ragged soaked in ether is probably more appropriate. Then Dawng tazes Xandur. Bro.
Then pussy Angelo comes back. What a pussy that guy is. I’m glad I never watched any of his fucking shows.
Then Buffy slices the preacher’s guts out and frenches Angelo, much to the dismay of pussy Spike. We now join the world’s greatest pussies for the last episode of Buffy ever.
Holy frijoles, almost done with this fucking beyotch. Are a shit ton of slaybies about to be blowed up? Is Buffy going shove that battleaxe right up Nathin Fillyun’s terrible accented ass? Wait, his ass has accents? Like special coloring or highlights? Yes it does. I know this for a fact.
The answer to both questions is actually no. At least so far. Most of the slaybies survive and Buffy runs off with her new axe without slicing Mr Preacher man bad guy to pieces. Cut that motherfucker, bitch, what are you waiting for? A graved invitation?
Buffy’s new slayer axe, which looks like it could double for an axe of the heavy metal solo shredding variety, is really good at killing rubber suited Nosferatu van tires.
One belt of scotch and geekwad Andrew is too tipsy to drive? Fuggin noob.
Xander keep rockin the eye patch. I guess he doesn’t have time to get a class eye. Now he looks like a big stupid pirate. The following movie is rated, AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! I can’t wait to see live in concert the band GWAAAARRRRRRR! My favorite actress of all time is Terri GAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Xandur, no one is going to call you Cyclops, because Cyclops is the best X-Man you are are a bumbling retard. A good joke to make for this Leela faced goon would be “Hey asshole, now you can hang out with a bunch of greasy dago Eyeties with your one eye, pussy.”
Uh oh, the preacher bad guy just has his voice artificially modulated an octave or two lower. That means he really want to commit murder way more than before.
Some boring ass conversation between Buffy and Spike where I think Spike just admitted that he loves cuddling. He may be a bloodthirsty vampire but he also loves spooning. Little known fact: when two fatsos spoon, it’s called ladleing .
Then Buffy takes her fucking axe to some fucking cave and meets some white haired old lady. “You pulled it out,” she says, right as the dude was spooging all over her, but was talking about Buffy fuckin axe and not the ejaculating guy. Then evil preacher man snaps that creaky broad’s neck. So she’s dead. Whoever the fuck she is.
Then we find out why Zander chloroformed Dawng. On Buffy’s orders. Why didn’t he just use a forgetmenow? I guess cause he’s not a magician, I’m sorry I mean an illusionist. However, he is a clown, so perhaps a ragged soaked in ether is probably more appropriate. Then Dawng tazes Xandur. Bro.
Then pussy Angelo comes back. What a pussy that guy is. I’m glad I never watched any of his fucking shows.
Then Buffy slices the preacher’s guts out and frenches Angelo, much to the dismay of pussy Spike. We now join the world’s greatest pussies for the last episode of Buffy ever.
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