In which we finally wrap up this fuggin tv series of Buffy, the fuggin van tire changer.
Ruh-roh, evil preacher man is not dead, but in fact has blacken, bloody eye balls and asks Buffy if she’s ready to finish this, bitch. And Buffy’s all like, I’m steal eating motherfucker, get your own food. Bitch.
Angel has super duper powers but Buffy tells him to get lost and that she’s dating Spike, so fuck you, my man. Also Buffy slices evil preacher man up from balls to brains and then says “he had to split,” taking a line from the Ahnald Schvatzenegga’s school for cheesy bad guy epitaphs. “Nice balls, fuckface,” is the line I would have gone with.
“It’s pretty radical, B,” sez Faith regarding Buffy’s plan to beat the bad guy. “Totally tubular, yo, thats fuckin righteous, dude.” Holy fucking shit Eliza Dukshu’s boobs look amazing in that tank top. Her dialogue, however, is some of the worst I’ve ever heard though. And I’m not exaggerating in the slightest. In bragging about her sexual prowess, she claims to be “rock ‘em sock ‘em.” Thats just fuckin terrible. How do those lines even get written. Faith is the anti-Anya.
Team dork squad is playing D&D and they mention Trogdor the Burninator. I’ve been wondering what Homestar Runner has been up to these days. Not enough to actually go to the website. Maybe after this show. As for the gaming, for god’s sake, Mark, this is ADVANCED.
Twenty minutes of Buffy left. The final battle is I guess going to take place in the Stonkydale High School. Hopefully it won’t be as big of a let down as the end of season 3. Probably will though. Shit’s fucked up. Fuckin wack ass shit.
But Buffy’s plan fails and the first evil is unleashed all over the planet, turning it into a giant dump. Whoopsies. Actually the plan is to turn all women in the world into super hero slayers, even the fatties.
Oh no, Buffy is going to die again. For the 3rd time. Jesus is that all they can think to do with this show? Kill the title character? But Buffy’s actually not dead and then Spike’s magical pendant kills all the vampile’s with magical beams of light.
What, what the fuck? Anya is dead? Suck a dick, that is bullshit. Spike is also dead, I think, having been burnt to cinders. So that kind of cancels things out. And then most of the city is sucked into a giant sinkhole straight to hell. The end.
Yep, that’s it. Sunnydale is a smoldering crater and its all over.
WE DID IT YOU GUYS. WE REALLY DID IT.
Ruh-roh, evil preacher man is not dead, but in fact has blacken, bloody eye balls and asks Buffy if she’s ready to finish this, bitch. And Buffy’s all like, I’m steal eating motherfucker, get your own food. Bitch.
Angel has super duper powers but Buffy tells him to get lost and that she’s dating Spike, so fuck you, my man. Also Buffy slices evil preacher man up from balls to brains and then says “he had to split,” taking a line from the Ahnald Schvatzenegga’s school for cheesy bad guy epitaphs. “Nice balls, fuckface,” is the line I would have gone with.
“It’s pretty radical, B,” sez Faith regarding Buffy’s plan to beat the bad guy. “Totally tubular, yo, thats fuckin righteous, dude.” Holy fucking shit Eliza Dukshu’s boobs look amazing in that tank top. Her dialogue, however, is some of the worst I’ve ever heard though. And I’m not exaggerating in the slightest. In bragging about her sexual prowess, she claims to be “rock ‘em sock ‘em.” Thats just fuckin terrible. How do those lines even get written. Faith is the anti-Anya.
Team dork squad is playing D&D and they mention Trogdor the Burninator. I’ve been wondering what Homestar Runner has been up to these days. Not enough to actually go to the website. Maybe after this show. As for the gaming, for god’s sake, Mark, this is ADVANCED.
Twenty minutes of Buffy left. The final battle is I guess going to take place in the Stonkydale High School. Hopefully it won’t be as big of a let down as the end of season 3. Probably will though. Shit’s fucked up. Fuckin wack ass shit.
But Buffy’s plan fails and the first evil is unleashed all over the planet, turning it into a giant dump. Whoopsies. Actually the plan is to turn all women in the world into super hero slayers, even the fatties.
Oh no, Buffy is going to die again. For the 3rd time. Jesus is that all they can think to do with this show? Kill the title character? But Buffy’s actually not dead and then Spike’s magical pendant kills all the vampile’s with magical beams of light.
What, what the fuck? Anya is dead? Suck a dick, that is bullshit. Spike is also dead, I think, having been burnt to cinders. So that kind of cancels things out. And then most of the city is sucked into a giant sinkhole straight to hell. The end.
Yep, that’s it. Sunnydale is a smoldering crater and its all over.
WE DID IT YOU GUYS. WE REALLY DID IT.
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