In which Buffy wants to know what the name ‘Bootch’, means.
Remember how last time I was like, well, I’m going to bed so I’ll just assume nothing important happens in the last 10 minutes? Well apparently Buffy and other lesbian witch get shot in the chest. Other lesbian witch dies and Buffy gets a free ride to the hospital. Hah, boy was I wrong,
The dick shit triplets have gone from bumbling wanna be bad guys to deranged murdering psychopaths rather quickly. More just that one guy. The one that fucking shot those two broads. He got Willow so god damn pissed she changes her trademark red hair black. Did she dye it black no. 1 perhaps? No, she used powerful magic, because she means business and wants revenge. Aint no fury like that of a teenage lesbian sorceress scorned.
Willow is super powered up and makes sure Buffy doesn’t die but that tribbing partner of hers has merged with the infinite. Then some boring shit happens. Look, bitch, just use a LOCATE PERSONS SPELL, DUH. Then you can turn your magic bag of holding inside out and teleport to this evil guy you want to kill. Then you’re one magic missile spell away from solving your problem permanently. GOD, don’t you people know ANYTHING about wizardry?
Blarg, now I’m tired again and want to sleep. BUT I’M SURE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN NOW AND MY VISIT FROM THE SANDMAN, RIGHT?
Remember how last time I was like, well, I’m going to bed so I’ll just assume nothing important happens in the last 10 minutes? Well apparently Buffy and other lesbian witch get shot in the chest. Other lesbian witch dies and Buffy gets a free ride to the hospital. Hah, boy was I wrong,
The dick shit triplets have gone from bumbling wanna be bad guys to deranged murdering psychopaths rather quickly. More just that one guy. The one that fucking shot those two broads. He got Willow so god damn pissed she changes her trademark red hair black. Did she dye it black no. 1 perhaps? No, she used powerful magic, because she means business and wants revenge. Aint no fury like that of a teenage lesbian sorceress scorned.
Willow is super powered up and makes sure Buffy doesn’t die but that tribbing partner of hers has merged with the infinite. Then some boring shit happens. Look, bitch, just use a LOCATE PERSONS SPELL, DUH. Then you can turn your magic bag of holding inside out and teleport to this evil guy you want to kill. Then you’re one magic missile spell away from solving your problem permanently. GOD, don’t you people know ANYTHING about wizardry?
Blarg, now I’m tired again and want to sleep. BUT I’M SURE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN NOW AND MY VISIT FROM THE SANDMAN, RIGHT?
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