In which a big evil carnivorous worm is burrowing tunnels just below the surface of Schumpeterdale so Buffy tricks them into burrowing right off the side of a cliff causing the giant man eating slugs to plummet to the ground and explode in a big mess of alien bug guts.
Interesting music selection as Buffy dreams of future Buffy, meaning she has pink hair and a techno theme song instead of rock n roll. They’ve certainly played far worse music in that dumb club Bronzer. We haven’t seen that dumb fucking place in a while, thankfully.
Spike really needs to get his shit together, he’s starting to look like that guy from the Blue Lagoon, on whose set Brooke Shields was known to have farted. And just as I get done typing that he shows up with a new haircut and fresh duds. And he makes an alliance with Buffy so the actor can stay employed even though there is no reason for his character to be around and hasn’t for the last 3 seasons.
Donn is naturally sceptical and warns Spike that if he ever does anything to her sister one day after he falls asleep he’s going to wake up dead. DEAD. Also, I would like some ICE CREAM.
So the evil Tremors looking bug thing is shown for the first time, and it really does look like the things from Tremors. How has no one brought up that movie yet. Also, Anya is brunette again and is SUPER HOT. WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE. Anya created the worm monster because she’s back to her demoning ways. Then spike punches her in the face for something. Then Buffy and Spike all start wailing on each other while terrible music plays in the background, which is fitting since theyre back at the dumb ass Bronze club.
Before the fight, new girl points out how everyone on this show has slept together and then Xander and Spike give each other suggestive glances. HAHA, they are two gay men, which I’ve known all along. New girl’s ex-boyfriend was turned into the worm monster by Anya, FYI.
So Spike is completely insane now and portending the apocalypse. Oooooh, scawee. I guess vampires getting their souls back makes them go coo-coo. So while Spike does have his soul again, it’s safe to say HIS SOUL STILL BURNS. Literally. It makes the crucifix he leans on start smoking.
I’m not really sure what was going on with that ending but either way I’m going to go get ice cream now. Yea ice cream!
Interesting music selection as Buffy dreams of future Buffy, meaning she has pink hair and a techno theme song instead of rock n roll. They’ve certainly played far worse music in that dumb club Bronzer. We haven’t seen that dumb fucking place in a while, thankfully.
Spike really needs to get his shit together, he’s starting to look like that guy from the Blue Lagoon, on whose set Brooke Shields was known to have farted. And just as I get done typing that he shows up with a new haircut and fresh duds. And he makes an alliance with Buffy so the actor can stay employed even though there is no reason for his character to be around and hasn’t for the last 3 seasons.
Donn is naturally sceptical and warns Spike that if he ever does anything to her sister one day after he falls asleep he’s going to wake up dead. DEAD. Also, I would like some ICE CREAM.
So the evil Tremors looking bug thing is shown for the first time, and it really does look like the things from Tremors. How has no one brought up that movie yet. Also, Anya is brunette again and is SUPER HOT. WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE. Anya created the worm monster because she’s back to her demoning ways. Then spike punches her in the face for something. Then Buffy and Spike all start wailing on each other while terrible music plays in the background, which is fitting since theyre back at the dumb ass Bronze club.
Before the fight, new girl points out how everyone on this show has slept together and then Xander and Spike give each other suggestive glances. HAHA, they are two gay men, which I’ve known all along. New girl’s ex-boyfriend was turned into the worm monster by Anya, FYI.
So Spike is completely insane now and portending the apocalypse. Oooooh, scawee. I guess vampires getting their souls back makes them go coo-coo. So while Spike does have his soul again, it’s safe to say HIS SOUL STILL BURNS. Literally. It makes the crucifix he leans on start smoking.
I’m not really sure what was going on with that ending but either way I’m going to go get ice cream now. Yea ice cream!
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