In which some perverted troll is being a disgusting deviant.
Willow returns from Giles imposed exile to work all the evil out of her system, but when she gets off the plane, the teen dork detective team isn’t there to great her. And when she gets to Buffy’s house, THERE IS NO BUFFY. Meanwhile, Buffy and her pals can’t figure out where Willow is. SO IT APPEARS THAT WILLOW IS IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
Also, in one or both of these universes, a wiener kid was flayed alive by some demon guy while he was tagging Xander’s construction site. Why would anyone spray paint a construction site? Isn’t the point of graffiti to deface a private or municipal property in a highly visible locations, not one that’s about to built over in a couple of days and vanish forever?
Is it me or has Buffy been veering more toward Twilight Zonish plots than the typical monster of the week tropes? And why am I asking myself so many questions?
Anya is the hottest cast member of the show, so naturally I looked her up on wikipedia. Did you know that actress who plays Anya is Emma Caulfield? She changed her name from Emma Chukker and was married a guy named Cornelius Grobbelaar for four years before divorcing in May of 2010? How made up does the name Cornelius Grobbelaar sound? And why am I still asking myself all these questions?
Then some creepy troll starts picking Willow’s skin off and eating it, then lapping up her blood. Ew. Sick. I’m pretty sure I caught that troll perv popping a boner while he was playing around with Willow’s guts. Thas jus NAYsty.
Then Buffy gouges the Demon’s eyes out with her thumbs. Gross. This episode is totally gross.
And Buffy and Willow talk out in to wrap up the episode in spectacularly boring fashion. Snooze.
Willow returns from Giles imposed exile to work all the evil out of her system, but when she gets off the plane, the teen dork detective team isn’t there to great her. And when she gets to Buffy’s house, THERE IS NO BUFFY. Meanwhile, Buffy and her pals can’t figure out where Willow is. SO IT APPEARS THAT WILLOW IS IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
Also, in one or both of these universes, a wiener kid was flayed alive by some demon guy while he was tagging Xander’s construction site. Why would anyone spray paint a construction site? Isn’t the point of graffiti to deface a private or municipal property in a highly visible locations, not one that’s about to built over in a couple of days and vanish forever?
Is it me or has Buffy been veering more toward Twilight Zonish plots than the typical monster of the week tropes? And why am I asking myself so many questions?
Anya is the hottest cast member of the show, so naturally I looked her up on wikipedia. Did you know that actress who plays Anya is Emma Caulfield? She changed her name from Emma Chukker and was married a guy named Cornelius Grobbelaar for four years before divorcing in May of 2010? How made up does the name Cornelius Grobbelaar sound? And why am I still asking myself all these questions?
Then some creepy troll starts picking Willow’s skin off and eating it, then lapping up her blood. Ew. Sick. I’m pretty sure I caught that troll perv popping a boner while he was playing around with Willow’s guts. Thas jus NAYsty.
Then Buffy gouges the Demon’s eyes out with her thumbs. Gross. This episode is totally gross.
And Buffy and Willow talk out in to wrap up the episode in spectacularly boring fashion. Snooze.
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