In which Buffy’s sliding in to first and she feels something burst, diarrhea, cha cha cha.
The main villain is some cult or guy or whatever called The First. The primordial evil. Sure, sounds fine just fine. The only problem I have is this guy I new in middle school named Fuerstman, pronounced like firstman, and this other guy I knew, Marshak, who called him Fooshman, and it cracked me up. Now that’s what I think about when they mention this guy, the first. More like, the foosh.
Another great story from me.
Oh yeah, they mention in this episode the funny line I forgot from last episode. How Buffy was oozing on both ends. Puking and shitting at the same time. Haha. That happened to a friend of mine once, after a fateful visit to a restaurant in college called Don Tequila. That’s pretty much a guarantee after going to a place named Don Tequila. What are you thinking?
Speaking of call backs to earlier episodes, it’s finally revealed that Giles didn’t die. He shows up with 3 new proto-slayers. Moving down to preteens, well, what to confirm our suspicions you inveterate degenerate.
The estrogen levels at Manse Buffay have got to be through the roof. Buffy, Dawng, Wilload, and now 3 more teenage girl slayers. Like a regular brothel they’re running. An illegal underage brothel. A illegal underage SEXY brothel.
Hey Giles, I hope you’re not implying that Neanderthals are evolutionary predecessors to homo sapiens, because you’d be wrong as fuck if you are.
Aw, one of the mini layers is already dead. And before pedophile Giles even had a chance to defile her.
Buffy also gets her ass kicked. Well, guess we’re fucked, might as well just let the bad guys win. Because they’re dealing with pure evil. The First. The first is the worst. The second is the best. The third is the one with the hairy chest. But nope, no capitulation from Generalissimo Buffy, because she’s forming an evil fighting army of nubile young women. Release the sluts of war!
The main villain is some cult or guy or whatever called The First. The primordial evil. Sure, sounds fine just fine. The only problem I have is this guy I new in middle school named Fuerstman, pronounced like firstman, and this other guy I knew, Marshak, who called him Fooshman, and it cracked me up. Now that’s what I think about when they mention this guy, the first. More like, the foosh.
Another great story from me.
Oh yeah, they mention in this episode the funny line I forgot from last episode. How Buffy was oozing on both ends. Puking and shitting at the same time. Haha. That happened to a friend of mine once, after a fateful visit to a restaurant in college called Don Tequila. That’s pretty much a guarantee after going to a place named Don Tequila. What are you thinking?
Speaking of call backs to earlier episodes, it’s finally revealed that Giles didn’t die. He shows up with 3 new proto-slayers. Moving down to preteens, well, what to confirm our suspicions you inveterate degenerate.
The estrogen levels at Manse Buffay have got to be through the roof. Buffy, Dawng, Wilload, and now 3 more teenage girl slayers. Like a regular brothel they’re running. An illegal underage brothel. A illegal underage SEXY brothel.
Hey Giles, I hope you’re not implying that Neanderthals are evolutionary predecessors to homo sapiens, because you’d be wrong as fuck if you are.
Aw, one of the mini layers is already dead. And before pedophile Giles even had a chance to defile her.
Buffy also gets her ass kicked. Well, guess we’re fucked, might as well just let the bad guys win. Because they’re dealing with pure evil. The First. The first is the worst. The second is the best. The third is the one with the hairy chest. But nope, no capitulation from Generalissimo Buffy, because she’s forming an evil fighting army of nubile young women. Release the sluts of war!
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