Monday, March 28, 2011

Buffy S7E7 Concerned Asians with Red Peeholes

In which oh god this song is setting a new low in awfulness jesus christ enough already. Fucking stop, please.

Why would you purposely put such a terrible song in a tv show? I don’t understand how that decision is made. Also, who was demanding those two wiener kid nerd villains be in another episode. So they went to Mexico? Great, they should stay there. Or maybe they should get a horse and go climb up in them mountains and stop bothering everybody.

As you could get from the title (the real title), a bunch of people talk to dead people. The 3rd chief wiener kid nerd villain comes back to talk to his former flunkies, Buffy spills her guts to a vampire psyche major, Willow’s lesbian witch girlfriend speaks through a medium (who is also dead) and tells Willow how much she misses their fun lesbian witch times together, and Mrs Summers drags her dead ass out of heaven and spookily haunts Dawn.

Buffy reveals to the prickish vampire college student and tae kwon do enthusiast that she has problems maintaining meaningful relationships with people because she has a superiority complex, which I’d imagine is not unusual for people with super powers. Don also does a thoroughly efficient job trashing her house. That place is wrecked.

And probably the world is going to end and all our heroes are going to get their asses handed to them at armageddongotterdammerrungragnarok. Or will they? Wait, I mean, or won’t they? All I’ll say is if they keep subjecting me to this ass music I’ll be looking for an early exit out of this life.

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