In which Buffy’s slut army whines so much that I have to whine about their whining.
Live, direct from hellmouth, it’s Buffy and her slut army. I bet that main bad guy is just peeing in his pants thinking about all the damage the horde of slayerettes are going to do to him. Holy crap, run for your life, it’s a bunch of teenage girls. They are probably going to text him to death. That’s what girls do these days right? Texting and shit? With their cellular telephones?
This one southern baby slayer has a terrible accent. Ah don wan ta keel a vampah. Ah don wan ta dah. Ah don wan YER LAHF. Oh shut up you dumb twat.
So this vampire thats killing all these noob slayers is a “special” vampire? Like, a duh, special? Has untimed SATs special? Haha, fucking retard vampire. Shut up TARD.
Gelatinous glob of caged eyes from a demon dimension is pretty all right. I think I’d rather hang out with the eyeball demon than the table full of screaming slayer bitches. Oh boo hoo, evil monsters are trying to kill you and Buffy is trying to protect you but you’re all still complaining, like they have better options. God there must be so much PMS all over that house. SHUT IT BITCHES.
I hope Rona dies next. She’s totally annoying. Lil lesbo future slayer seems to be able to handle her shit though. I bet she can’t wait to mash her gash up against Willow’s, who is being a massive cunt whose too afraid to use her awesome magical powers to stop this monster from slitting little slits’ throats. Pretty selfish of you, Wilload.
Pedophile Giles explains to Anya that Buffy being alive is why the Evil Foosh is trying to fuck so much shit up. Anya postulates that everyone would be better of if Buffy stayed dead. Kind of a reverse It’s a Wonderful Life deal.
Holy fucking shit, do these ho bags ever shut up? Stop it! Stop your whining!
Oh boy, Buffy and that Neanderthal vampire are break dance fighting. I sure hope no one dies in a freak gasoline accident.
Man, great telepathy joke. You don’t see much teep humor on tv these days.
Then Buffy rips that nasty motherfucker’s head right the fuck off. So long motherfucker. I’ll see you in hell. I’ll see all of you in hell.
Live, direct from hellmouth, it’s Buffy and her slut army. I bet that main bad guy is just peeing in his pants thinking about all the damage the horde of slayerettes are going to do to him. Holy crap, run for your life, it’s a bunch of teenage girls. They are probably going to text him to death. That’s what girls do these days right? Texting and shit? With their cellular telephones?
This one southern baby slayer has a terrible accent. Ah don wan ta keel a vampah. Ah don wan ta dah. Ah don wan YER LAHF. Oh shut up you dumb twat.
So this vampire thats killing all these noob slayers is a “special” vampire? Like, a duh, special? Has untimed SATs special? Haha, fucking retard vampire. Shut up TARD.
Gelatinous glob of caged eyes from a demon dimension is pretty all right. I think I’d rather hang out with the eyeball demon than the table full of screaming slayer bitches. Oh boo hoo, evil monsters are trying to kill you and Buffy is trying to protect you but you’re all still complaining, like they have better options. God there must be so much PMS all over that house. SHUT IT BITCHES.
I hope Rona dies next. She’s totally annoying. Lil lesbo future slayer seems to be able to handle her shit though. I bet she can’t wait to mash her gash up against Willow’s, who is being a massive cunt whose too afraid to use her awesome magical powers to stop this monster from slitting little slits’ throats. Pretty selfish of you, Wilload.
Pedophile Giles explains to Anya that Buffy being alive is why the Evil Foosh is trying to fuck so much shit up. Anya postulates that everyone would be better of if Buffy stayed dead. Kind of a reverse It’s a Wonderful Life deal.
Holy fucking shit, do these ho bags ever shut up? Stop it! Stop your whining!
Oh boy, Buffy and that Neanderthal vampire are break dance fighting. I sure hope no one dies in a freak gasoline accident.
Man, great telepathy joke. You don’t see much teep humor on tv these days.
Then Buffy rips that nasty motherfucker’s head right the fuck off. So long motherfucker. I’ll see you in hell. I’ll see all of you in hell.
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