In which like a fetus from the asses, Dark Willow rises again!
Dark Willow is a clear bite on the Dark Phoenix saga, the modern comic book masterpiece by Bryne and Claremont. Or it’s an homage. I don’t know what the distinction is. What do I look like, some fruity professor of pop cultural studies?
So Dark Willoe and Pedo Jiles are wailing away at each other on some mountain plateau. Meanwhile, Spike is in some cave getting covered in roaches. But like the honey badger rooting through a house a bees, Spike doesn’t care. Spike doesn’t give a shit. Later he’ll get bit by a cobra and just pass out. Look at that sleepy fuck.
Dark Pillow is so incredibly P.O.’d that her girlfriend got whacked that she decides there’s too much pain and suffering in the world, so she might as well just blow up the whole fucking planet. Yeah, why not? Go big or go home, that’s Villow’s motto. Way to take charge and step up to the plate with the rest of the big dogs. Like the Subway meatball peperoni sangwich. A delicious masterclass meal fit for a wold destroyer like Willoh.
But what’s this? It’s lame wad Xander, here to save the day with THE POWER OF LOVE™. Xander helps Willow regain her humanity be reminding her that they are fwends, and fwends don’t let fwends explode Earth to pieces with dark magic just because their lesbo girlfriend got shot to death. Way to go faggot Xander, you saved us all.
And in a clever bit of emotional juxtaposition, it is implied that Buffy also regains her will to live, after her serious existential crisis following her resurrection, and at the same time Spike is granted the ability to be an amoral, evil blood sucking vampire killer, vowing to now give Buffy what she deserves. Which is rape. At least I’m pretty sure he means rape. Spike is definitely going to rape Buffy next season.
And that’s the end of season 6. Season 7 starts whenever I get around to it. Hopefully before I start it Duke will lose in the basketball tournament, thus ending those assholes’ most recent insufferable run as NCAA champions, and order can be unrestored. Do you hear me Nike? That ad was disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Also Grant Hill is a total Uncle Tom. What a douche.
Dark Willow is a clear bite on the Dark Phoenix saga, the modern comic book masterpiece by Bryne and Claremont. Or it’s an homage. I don’t know what the distinction is. What do I look like, some fruity professor of pop cultural studies?
So Dark Willoe and Pedo Jiles are wailing away at each other on some mountain plateau. Meanwhile, Spike is in some cave getting covered in roaches. But like the honey badger rooting through a house a bees, Spike doesn’t care. Spike doesn’t give a shit. Later he’ll get bit by a cobra and just pass out. Look at that sleepy fuck.
Dark Pillow is so incredibly P.O.’d that her girlfriend got whacked that she decides there’s too much pain and suffering in the world, so she might as well just blow up the whole fucking planet. Yeah, why not? Go big or go home, that’s Villow’s motto. Way to take charge and step up to the plate with the rest of the big dogs. Like the Subway meatball peperoni sangwich. A delicious masterclass meal fit for a wold destroyer like Willoh.
But what’s this? It’s lame wad Xander, here to save the day with THE POWER OF LOVE™. Xander helps Willow regain her humanity be reminding her that they are fwends, and fwends don’t let fwends explode Earth to pieces with dark magic just because their lesbo girlfriend got shot to death. Way to go faggot Xander, you saved us all.
And in a clever bit of emotional juxtaposition, it is implied that Buffy also regains her will to live, after her serious existential crisis following her resurrection, and at the same time Spike is granted the ability to be an amoral, evil blood sucking vampire killer, vowing to now give Buffy what she deserves. Which is rape. At least I’m pretty sure he means rape. Spike is definitely going to rape Buffy next season.
And that’s the end of season 6. Season 7 starts whenever I get around to it. Hopefully before I start it Duke will lose in the basketball tournament, thus ending those assholes’ most recent insufferable run as NCAA champions, and order can be unrestored. Do you hear me Nike? That ad was disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Also Grant Hill is a total Uncle Tom. What a douche.
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