In which Buffy is totally begging to be stuffed by that Angel vampire guy.
Oh wait, Buffy doesn’t get massively kilt, she’s saved when the cross given to her by pussy vampire Angel burns the big ugly dude vampire about to suck the shit out of her blood.
Once everyone is back at school, creepy British pederast Gilrs tells the new crew that earth is infested with hellspawn and demons and vampires, and yadda yadda yadda. Meanwhile, Jesse is dragged back to the biggest bad guy vampire in stupid plastic cartoon make up, and both groups go back and forth explaining the main plot for the show: Buffy will try to kick the dick off a bunch of vampires trying to suck all of Cunnydale straight to hell in “The Harvest”. Spoiler alert: she succeeds!
This episode and the last seem to be Joss Whedon’s attempt to remake the Buffy movie, which I read he didn’t like. I dunno, seems pretty much the same to me. I think I read that Whedon wanted the movie scarier and I can tell he tried to do that, but more often then not it just looks cheaper.
On the other hand, Sarah Michelle Gellar is one fine piece of ace, and I didn’t remember her bewbs being so sizable, so that’s a plus. Whats up with having 3 names though? Fuck that shit. Xander is also a stupid fucking name, its almost as bad as fucking Topher. Disgusting.
Oh and that Jesse dude got turned into a vampire and died. While delivering all sorts of quips!
Whelp, only one hundred and forty-two more hours of quips to go. Shit!
Oh wait, Buffy doesn’t get massively kilt, she’s saved when the cross given to her by pussy vampire Angel burns the big ugly dude vampire about to suck the shit out of her blood.
Once everyone is back at school, creepy British pederast Gilrs tells the new crew that earth is infested with hellspawn and demons and vampires, and yadda yadda yadda. Meanwhile, Jesse is dragged back to the biggest bad guy vampire in stupid plastic cartoon make up, and both groups go back and forth explaining the main plot for the show: Buffy will try to kick the dick off a bunch of vampires trying to suck all of Cunnydale straight to hell in “The Harvest”. Spoiler alert: she succeeds!
This episode and the last seem to be Joss Whedon’s attempt to remake the Buffy movie, which I read he didn’t like. I dunno, seems pretty much the same to me. I think I read that Whedon wanted the movie scarier and I can tell he tried to do that, but more often then not it just looks cheaper.
On the other hand, Sarah Michelle Gellar is one fine piece of ace, and I didn’t remember her bewbs being so sizable, so that’s a plus. Whats up with having 3 names though? Fuck that shit. Xander is also a stupid fucking name, its almost as bad as fucking Topher. Disgusting.
Oh and that Jesse dude got turned into a vampire and died. While delivering all sorts of quips!
Whelp, only one hundred and forty-two more hours of quips to go. Shit!
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