In which it is like hot gringa slayer bitches are falling from the sky.
Have to give credit for the cold opening, which introduced us to a new villain, who is not only black (soul brother bonus!) but comments on the fact that a) there are no African-Americans in Sooeydale, and b) there are enough murders to make a mob movie blush and no one says or does squat about it. So at least I know the writers are (or were anyway) conscious of these two peeves of mine. And then this new black guy, Mr Trick (that name is about as nice as Noah Vanderhoff’s), goes all crazy vampire and kills the shit out of a fast food drive through window guy, which I enjoyed.
What I don’t get why Buffy is fighting to get back into high school. She was always complaining about not having enough time to devote to slaying, and it’s not like she needs the education. She has super powers and guaranteed life time employment. So fuck high school.
And now there’s new wiener kid vying for Buffy’s attention and mouth access. His name is Scott, and according to the official Buffy universe wikipedia, SCOTT loves to FROT! Hah, no I made that up. But seriously, he looks hot to frot to me. Scott’s appearance is balanced out by the introduction of Faith, played by the ridiculously hot Eliza Dukshu. I don’t want to be crass about this or anything but I want to make cumsies on her breastusis. And Sarah Michelle Gellar is showing some very decent cleve herself. Man this is easily one of the creepies paragraphs I’ve ever typed.
There’s also some talk about some Council of Pedophile Watchers. But why do you need even two watchers, let alone many watchers that would necessitate an entire council? (That’s the second Wayne’s World reference so far for anyone keeping track). Seriously though, you’re only supposed to have one slayer at a time, why so many god damned pedophilic watchers?
Also Dukshu’s fighting skills are even more awkward than Gellar’s, which is really saying something. Instead of breakdance fighting it’s skinny spastic honkey slut fighting.
Anyway, those two prostitutey looking vampire hunters start off snipping at each other like a couple of bitches but then team up like pals and kill a real tall, old, oafish looking vampire who may have also been mildly retarded (my personal theory, that is). So now that means those two need to MAKE OUT. Come on, do it! Make out already! Come on, fucking kiss you whores!
A marked improvement from last episode’s crapulence. Everything just worked better, even the overly quippy dialog. Or maybe I’m just biased because it featured a cameo by the most excellent John Ennis from Mr Show with Bob and motherfucking David. His father started this business with a simple motto, you know. “People, selling people, to people”. SO DON’T TELL ME THAT I’M FAT.
Have to give credit for the cold opening, which introduced us to a new villain, who is not only black (soul brother bonus!) but comments on the fact that a) there are no African-Americans in Sooeydale, and b) there are enough murders to make a mob movie blush and no one says or does squat about it. So at least I know the writers are (or were anyway) conscious of these two peeves of mine. And then this new black guy, Mr Trick (that name is about as nice as Noah Vanderhoff’s), goes all crazy vampire and kills the shit out of a fast food drive through window guy, which I enjoyed.
What I don’t get why Buffy is fighting to get back into high school. She was always complaining about not having enough time to devote to slaying, and it’s not like she needs the education. She has super powers and guaranteed life time employment. So fuck high school.
And now there’s new wiener kid vying for Buffy’s attention and mouth access. His name is Scott, and according to the official Buffy universe wikipedia, SCOTT loves to FROT! Hah, no I made that up. But seriously, he looks hot to frot to me. Scott’s appearance is balanced out by the introduction of Faith, played by the ridiculously hot Eliza Dukshu. I don’t want to be crass about this or anything but I want to make cumsies on her breastusis. And Sarah Michelle Gellar is showing some very decent cleve herself. Man this is easily one of the creepies paragraphs I’ve ever typed.
There’s also some talk about some Council of Pedophile Watchers. But why do you need even two watchers, let alone many watchers that would necessitate an entire council? (That’s the second Wayne’s World reference so far for anyone keeping track). Seriously though, you’re only supposed to have one slayer at a time, why so many god damned pedophilic watchers?
Also Dukshu’s fighting skills are even more awkward than Gellar’s, which is really saying something. Instead of breakdance fighting it’s skinny spastic honkey slut fighting.
Anyway, those two prostitutey looking vampire hunters start off snipping at each other like a couple of bitches but then team up like pals and kill a real tall, old, oafish looking vampire who may have also been mildly retarded (my personal theory, that is). So now that means those two need to MAKE OUT. Come on, do it! Make out already! Come on, fucking kiss you whores!
A marked improvement from last episode’s crapulence. Everything just worked better, even the overly quippy dialog. Or maybe I’m just biased because it featured a cameo by the most excellent John Ennis from Mr Show with Bob and motherfucking David. His father started this business with a simple motto, you know. “People, selling people, to people”. SO DON’T TELL ME THAT I’M FAT.
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