In which Buffy’s old friend Ford enrolls at Poonydale and adds yet one more boner on to the overflowing pile of dinguses lusting after Buffy’s poonanie.
Evil Mary Poppins vampire also wants Pussy Good Guy Vampire Angelo’s dong rod up in her fallopian tubes. Time for a supernatural menagie. I bet that shit could last for DAYS.
Oh boy, robobitch Cordelia is discussing my favorite short lived European monarch, Marie AnTWATnet.
Willow very much reminds me of Garth. I wonder if it’s intentional. Garth is awesome. He made donut men and fought them to the death. That is BOSS.
Hey you know how Buffy is always trying to balance her social life with her slaying responsibilities? Why doesn’t she just drop out and commit to slaying full time? Like when teenagers get really kick ass at sports, say like Michael Phelps, the they drop our of high school so then can train full time. So why doesn’t Buffy just drop the fuck out? She only has two friends, I’m sure she’ll be able to keep in touch. Her boyfriend is a fucking vampire. What the fuck is she still doing wasting her time with class and shit? I guess he’d have to tell her mom, but so what? Her mom should have been the first person to find out about Buffy’s slaying. Certainly makes more sense than to only tell two dickheads from school and a creepy British pederast about it.
There are lot of parallels between this episode and the ALL TIME CLASSIC COMIC ISSUES, Preacher: Cassiday: Blood and Whiskey, in that they both feature a bunch of teenage dipshits, enthralled with the romanticized, Anne Rice style vampire mythology, prompting a “real” vampire to quite rudely disabuse them of that notion. They both came out right around the same time, so I doubt one influenced the other, but I will say this, Preacher fucking owns. Garth Ennis is the tits.
So the twist: Buffy’s old friend, Ford, has terminal brain cancer and just six months left to live, so he wants to become a vampire. Which means they get to have a SUPER SERIAL HEART TO HEART!!!
Then Ford gets eaten by monsters and the show ends. A GRAND ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF BUFFY.
Evil Mary Poppins vampire also wants Pussy Good Guy Vampire Angelo’s dong rod up in her fallopian tubes. Time for a supernatural menagie. I bet that shit could last for DAYS.
Oh boy, robobitch Cordelia is discussing my favorite short lived European monarch, Marie AnTWATnet.
Willow very much reminds me of Garth. I wonder if it’s intentional. Garth is awesome. He made donut men and fought them to the death. That is BOSS.
Hey you know how Buffy is always trying to balance her social life with her slaying responsibilities? Why doesn’t she just drop out and commit to slaying full time? Like when teenagers get really kick ass at sports, say like Michael Phelps, the they drop our of high school so then can train full time. So why doesn’t Buffy just drop the fuck out? She only has two friends, I’m sure she’ll be able to keep in touch. Her boyfriend is a fucking vampire. What the fuck is she still doing wasting her time with class and shit? I guess he’d have to tell her mom, but so what? Her mom should have been the first person to find out about Buffy’s slaying. Certainly makes more sense than to only tell two dickheads from school and a creepy British pederast about it.
There are lot of parallels between this episode and the ALL TIME CLASSIC COMIC ISSUES, Preacher: Cassiday: Blood and Whiskey, in that they both feature a bunch of teenage dipshits, enthralled with the romanticized, Anne Rice style vampire mythology, prompting a “real” vampire to quite rudely disabuse them of that notion. They both came out right around the same time, so I doubt one influenced the other, but I will say this, Preacher fucking owns. Garth Ennis is the tits.
So the twist: Buffy’s old friend, Ford, has terminal brain cancer and just six months left to live, so he wants to become a vampire. Which means they get to have a SUPER SERIAL HEART TO HEART!!!
Then Ford gets eaten by monsters and the show ends. A GRAND ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF BUFFY.
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