In which Buffy continues to be hassled by the Master and the anointed one but the real villain remains the massive period she’s on the whole time.
Buffy, Willow and faggot Xander are back after a boring summer that Buffy spent shopping in LA and Xander and Willow spent licking ice cream each other’s stupid faces.
Also, now there is a black vampire (first black actor on the show period, I think), bring ordered by the anointed evil mexican kid to raise the Master (bater) from the dead even though Giles and crew buried his dead bones in a consecrated cemetery.
And Comp Sci teacher is still trying to weasel pederast Giles’ peener out of his twill dungarees but he’s being a crafty motherfucker and playing hard to get (or is just a homosexual).
Eventually Buffy ends up killing the black vampire (so much for equal rights) by lighting him on fire. So now fire is a deadly weakness for vampires? I know fire kills people too but these are the pussiest vampires of all time. Whats next, sneezing on them causes them to evaporate?
Of course the whole time the episode was really about Buffy PMSing super heavy and mad cowing all over everyone. It’s all good in the hood by the end of the episode, natch, and Buffy and friends thunderously high five while stroking off a coked up Giles in a hot tub (I made that last part up).
Massive improvement over season one and least Mighty Morphin Power Rangereque episode to date. Still technically a MOTW but looks like they're trying a little harder (and probably have a bigger budget). So I guess now it is I, MR NEGATIVE NANCY who should eat BUFFY’S dick.
Buffy, Willow and faggot Xander are back after a boring summer that Buffy spent shopping in LA and Xander and Willow spent licking ice cream each other’s stupid faces.
Also, now there is a black vampire (first black actor on the show period, I think), bring ordered by the anointed evil mexican kid to raise the Master (bater) from the dead even though Giles and crew buried his dead bones in a consecrated cemetery.
And Comp Sci teacher is still trying to weasel pederast Giles’ peener out of his twill dungarees but he’s being a crafty motherfucker and playing hard to get (or is just a homosexual).
Eventually Buffy ends up killing the black vampire (so much for equal rights) by lighting him on fire. So now fire is a deadly weakness for vampires? I know fire kills people too but these are the pussiest vampires of all time. Whats next, sneezing on them causes them to evaporate?
Of course the whole time the episode was really about Buffy PMSing super heavy and mad cowing all over everyone. It’s all good in the hood by the end of the episode, natch, and Buffy and friends thunderously high five while stroking off a coked up Giles in a hot tub (I made that last part up).
Massive improvement over season one and least Mighty Morphin Power Rangereque episode to date. Still technically a MOTW but looks like they're trying a little harder (and probably have a bigger budget). So I guess now it is I, MR NEGATIVE NANCY who should eat BUFFY’S dick.
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