In which ditzy broad Buffy must be saved by dashing bloke Angel because women are weak and that’s the way God wanted it
Are Buffy and Willow lesbians? Probably not in the show, but they are at the very least in my mind. Clue one that Buffy likes to get that D is the scene early in this episode where she’s exploring Angel’s mouth with her mouth. I had actually forgotten Angel was a vampire at that point so it was funny to me when he turned away and then came back as the same guy with a rubber vampire mask and plastic fangs. Because the special effects are so corny is what I am implying.
All the lame back story involving Angel the good vampire and the Master (he’s the goofy looking evil guy trapped in the rubber cave of evil plastic props) is explained in the Library of Dork Asses and Expository Dialog. Those fuckin books and that fucking guy Giles are worse then the talking computer on the spaceship in sci-fi shows. “Computer, what is going on with the guest star and the new bad guys in this episode? Well captain, the Zortox are from the planet Jizzdarng and feast on human testicles and Slabogonadia is a sexy representative from the Labial Federation her to suck the Zortox off back to their home world and save the day. Great, thanks fuckin computer, you fucking robot bitch.”
Great story I just wrote.
This one was just all right. Forbidden love is an interesting if well worn topic. Buffy and Angel are in love despite Buffy being the chosen one, sworn to reign a genocidal holocaust on Angel’s people and everyone of his kind. Makes for an eventful courtship.
Best part of this episode was the “The Three” roided up vampires that started the show as the lame ass MOTW but didn’t survive past the opening credits.
And Buffy and Angel are playing tonsil hockey again by the end of the episode. It may not be this season but those two are headed for an all night suck and fuck fest sooner or later, I’m telling you.
By the way, I need to mix my viewings up with some episodes of the Shield, so I can get some more adult themed ownage and serialized storytelling with interweaving subpots.
So suck my dick, BUFFY.
Are Buffy and Willow lesbians? Probably not in the show, but they are at the very least in my mind. Clue one that Buffy likes to get that D is the scene early in this episode where she’s exploring Angel’s mouth with her mouth. I had actually forgotten Angel was a vampire at that point so it was funny to me when he turned away and then came back as the same guy with a rubber vampire mask and plastic fangs. Because the special effects are so corny is what I am implying.
All the lame back story involving Angel the good vampire and the Master (he’s the goofy looking evil guy trapped in the rubber cave of evil plastic props) is explained in the Library of Dork Asses and Expository Dialog. Those fuckin books and that fucking guy Giles are worse then the talking computer on the spaceship in sci-fi shows. “Computer, what is going on with the guest star and the new bad guys in this episode? Well captain, the Zortox are from the planet Jizzdarng and feast on human testicles and Slabogonadia is a sexy representative from the Labial Federation her to suck the Zortox off back to their home world and save the day. Great, thanks fuckin computer, you fucking robot bitch.”
Great story I just wrote.
This one was just all right. Forbidden love is an interesting if well worn topic. Buffy and Angel are in love despite Buffy being the chosen one, sworn to reign a genocidal holocaust on Angel’s people and everyone of his kind. Makes for an eventful courtship.
Best part of this episode was the “The Three” roided up vampires that started the show as the lame ass MOTW but didn’t survive past the opening credits.
And Buffy and Angel are playing tonsil hockey again by the end of the episode. It may not be this season but those two are headed for an all night suck and fuck fest sooner or later, I’m telling you.
By the way, I need to mix my viewings up with some episodes of the Shield, so I can get some more adult themed ownage and serialized storytelling with interweaving subpots.
So suck my dick, BUFFY.
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