In which Angel recites the motto of the Three Amigos and Buffy fills him so full of lead he starts using his dick for a pencil.
For some reason smoking cigarettes in the Buffyverse turns you evil, when all it does in real life is cause coolness. That’s just like a TV show to get everything all backwards. Like, when a guy on a TV show takes a laptop into the bathroom to take a dump and watch Netflix he’s considered a freak of nature, but when it happens in real life it just make you resourceful.
To further prove my point, Angelo also starts treating Buffy like a dick, telling her the sex meant nothing and laughing in her face when she cries and says she loves him. But in real life that wouldn’t make him evil, merely an ultimate bad ass deserving of a thundering high five. Way to go bro, you totally fucked that chick and didn’t even care! Up top!
Obviously he’s just faking. He’ll be back to his regular pussy self by the end of the episode or by the time I’m finished crapping, one of those two.
And in keeping with one of the tried and true sci fi cliches, the biggest dork of the series, Xander, duh, has two hot chicks fighting over him. The traditional hot chick, Cordelia, and the other hot chick who everyone in the show is pretending is homely and unattractive for the sake of character balance, Willow. In real life, Xander would be a chronic masturbater whose only friends would be other dorky or obese male virgins.
I guess the moral of this story is, girls, don’t ever sleep with guys, because they turn into great big pricks when you do, and refuse to make spoons and stay in bed and snuggle after spilling their demon seed inside of you. Well duh. We already got what we needed, why stay in bed and put up with your god forsaken yammering, that’s what I want to know.
And I guess I need to keep crapping because Angel is still not being a total pussy. Good thing I ate all those day old buffalo wings and extra blue cheese dressing earlier.
For some reason smoking cigarettes in the Buffyverse turns you evil, when all it does in real life is cause coolness. That’s just like a TV show to get everything all backwards. Like, when a guy on a TV show takes a laptop into the bathroom to take a dump and watch Netflix he’s considered a freak of nature, but when it happens in real life it just make you resourceful.
To further prove my point, Angelo also starts treating Buffy like a dick, telling her the sex meant nothing and laughing in her face when she cries and says she loves him. But in real life that wouldn’t make him evil, merely an ultimate bad ass deserving of a thundering high five. Way to go bro, you totally fucked that chick and didn’t even care! Up top!
Obviously he’s just faking. He’ll be back to his regular pussy self by the end of the episode or by the time I’m finished crapping, one of those two.
And in keeping with one of the tried and true sci fi cliches, the biggest dork of the series, Xander, duh, has two hot chicks fighting over him. The traditional hot chick, Cordelia, and the other hot chick who everyone in the show is pretending is homely and unattractive for the sake of character balance, Willow. In real life, Xander would be a chronic masturbater whose only friends would be other dorky or obese male virgins.
I guess the moral of this story is, girls, don’t ever sleep with guys, because they turn into great big pricks when you do, and refuse to make spoons and stay in bed and snuggle after spilling their demon seed inside of you. Well duh. We already got what we needed, why stay in bed and put up with your god forsaken yammering, that’s what I want to know.
And I guess I need to keep crapping because Angel is still not being a total pussy. Good thing I ate all those day old buffalo wings and extra blue cheese dressing earlier.
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