In which Buffy is Under Seige and Marked for Death by Angel who is On Deadly Ground but Hard to Kill while Jenny Calendar is Out for Justice and Xander stays at home and watches Steven Seagal: Lawman
Last episode was a real hoot (by hoot I mean it was a stupid piece of shit), so naturally this episode is changing things up by sicking a deranged Angelo on Buffai and all of her family. Oh no! Watch out Buffee and friends, there’s a pale brooding hunk of a vampire out to murder your pals! Quick bitch, hurray up and save their honkey asses!
Hey have you ever noticed that Willoe always sounds like her nose is stuffed up? Go see an ENT already, you sound like you’ve got mucuses plugging up your schnoz.
Angel’s super cereal voice of is god damn dumb. “Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred and the ecstasy of grief.” WHAT? THAT IS FUCKING NONSENSE. There is no clarity in hatred nor ecstasy in grief. That’s just hamfisted juxtaposition of hackneyed emo-words. Its stupid, cheap and easy. Check it out: The thrill of sorrow, the exhilaration of sloth, the torpor of agony. Actually I like mine better. Here’s another one: the shame of orgasm.
And now everyone thinks Jenny Colander is dead. But unlike these hysterical crying bitches, my perceptive ass noticed the orb of Thessela (another Sandman reference? Eh, probably not), that Jenknee procured earlier has the power to restore people’s souls, which is what they’ll use to bring that sexy school teacher back to life. Or they could just let Giles go all necro on that fine dead poon, what do I care? AS LONG AS THAT HACK JAGOV ANGEL STOPS VOMITING UP NONSENSE ABOUT “PASSION.” JESUS.
Hah, there, see? They made pretend like she stayed dead and buried up until the last scene when the focused in on a floppy disc (haha, remember that shit?) that fell of Ms Calendur’s desk, which will have some program or something that they’ll use to bring her back, along with the orb. I swear I haven’t looked it up, but I can guarantee that’s what they do by the end of the season.
Or I could be wrong, either way, I’m still a queer for guessing.
Last episode was a real hoot (by hoot I mean it was a stupid piece of shit), so naturally this episode is changing things up by sicking a deranged Angelo on Buffai and all of her family. Oh no! Watch out Buffee and friends, there’s a pale brooding hunk of a vampire out to murder your pals! Quick bitch, hurray up and save their honkey asses!
Hey have you ever noticed that Willoe always sounds like her nose is stuffed up? Go see an ENT already, you sound like you’ve got mucuses plugging up your schnoz.
Angel’s super cereal voice of is god damn dumb. “Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred and the ecstasy of grief.” WHAT? THAT IS FUCKING NONSENSE. There is no clarity in hatred nor ecstasy in grief. That’s just hamfisted juxtaposition of hackneyed emo-words. Its stupid, cheap and easy. Check it out: The thrill of sorrow, the exhilaration of sloth, the torpor of agony. Actually I like mine better. Here’s another one: the shame of orgasm.
And now everyone thinks Jenny Colander is dead. But unlike these hysterical crying bitches, my perceptive ass noticed the orb of Thessela (another Sandman reference? Eh, probably not), that Jenknee procured earlier has the power to restore people’s souls, which is what they’ll use to bring that sexy school teacher back to life. Or they could just let Giles go all necro on that fine dead poon, what do I care? AS LONG AS THAT HACK JAGOV ANGEL STOPS VOMITING UP NONSENSE ABOUT “PASSION.” JESUS.
Hah, there, see? They made pretend like she stayed dead and buried up until the last scene when the focused in on a floppy disc (haha, remember that shit?) that fell of Ms Calendur’s desk, which will have some program or something that they’ll use to bring her back, along with the orb. I swear I haven’t looked it up, but I can guarantee that’s what they do by the end of the season.
Or I could be wrong, either way, I’m still a queer for guessing.
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