In which Xander gets his schvitz on with a bunch of naked high school guys and oh come on what do you expect me to do with that?
Why are team dork squad and crew always at Sauconydale high school at night? High schools don’t stay open 24/7. They close that shit down and put up those folding metal gates in all the hallways. And then when you forgot a textbook you need for homework you have to hustle your ass back and pray to god the janitor Mr Lumis hasn't locked the hall with your locker in it yet. Or else you’re going to have to call a bunch of people and figure out a way to borrow their book but chances are most of them are either going to wait to the last minute to do it or don’t even have the textbook, having long since thrown that crap out because who reads textbooks, huh nerd? You? You read this shit?
It’s a nice change of pace that the show decided not to use the Shiadale football team as the stereotypical jock bullies, but the swim team? Now that’s stretching credulity thinner than Xander’s measly wiener. Anyway, the swim team is taking steroids and turning them into evil monsters from the blarg lagoob. Please, like steroids are a big deal. We’ve all done them. We’ve all enjoyed the beefy, grainy muscle mass that rapidly accrues like a trophy wife’s credit card bill (eh, that analogy was iffy). We’ve all put up with the zitty chest and horrible bacne and teeny tiny shrunken testicles just to get that ripped, cut look, like sumpin mickleangelo cahved outta da mahble. So what if it turns some swimmers into deformed fish monsters? Big fucking deal. Go sell some medicine, bitch, I’m tryin to get that oil!
The episode ends with the evil coach who was the mastermind behind the whole thing being torn to pieces by the awful fish man mutants he helped create. I’ll bet that’s how Troy McClure would have wanted to go.
Ok so now thats like another 12 dead high schoolers and I need to take a break from 2 straight buffies and go back to the Shield. I really thought I could power through these last two episodes BUT NOT WHEN THE ENDING IS 4 DUDES IN GREEN RUBBER SUITS SWIMMING OUT TO SEA LIKE ASSHOLE DOLPHINS.
Why are team dork squad and crew always at Sauconydale high school at night? High schools don’t stay open 24/7. They close that shit down and put up those folding metal gates in all the hallways. And then when you forgot a textbook you need for homework you have to hustle your ass back and pray to god the janitor Mr Lumis hasn't locked the hall with your locker in it yet. Or else you’re going to have to call a bunch of people and figure out a way to borrow their book but chances are most of them are either going to wait to the last minute to do it or don’t even have the textbook, having long since thrown that crap out because who reads textbooks, huh nerd? You? You read this shit?
It’s a nice change of pace that the show decided not to use the Shiadale football team as the stereotypical jock bullies, but the swim team? Now that’s stretching credulity thinner than Xander’s measly wiener. Anyway, the swim team is taking steroids and turning them into evil monsters from the blarg lagoob. Please, like steroids are a big deal. We’ve all done them. We’ve all enjoyed the beefy, grainy muscle mass that rapidly accrues like a trophy wife’s credit card bill (eh, that analogy was iffy). We’ve all put up with the zitty chest and horrible bacne and teeny tiny shrunken testicles just to get that ripped, cut look, like sumpin mickleangelo cahved outta da mahble. So what if it turns some swimmers into deformed fish monsters? Big fucking deal. Go sell some medicine, bitch, I’m tryin to get that oil!
The episode ends with the evil coach who was the mastermind behind the whole thing being torn to pieces by the awful fish man mutants he helped create. I’ll bet that’s how Troy McClure would have wanted to go.
Ok so now thats like another 12 dead high schoolers and I need to take a break from 2 straight buffies and go back to the Shield. I really thought I could power through these last two episodes BUT NOT WHEN THE ENDING IS 4 DUDES IN GREEN RUBBER SUITS SWIMMING OUT TO SEA LIKE ASSHOLE DOLPHINS.
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