In which Buffy pops a boner for Angel, Xander pops a boner for Buffy, Willow pops a boner for Xander, and evil Mantis bug lady pops off a dude’s head after getting him all bonered up for sex.
I understand Sunnydale rests on the precipice of hell’s mouth where hordes of evil demons, vampires and sundry assorted nasties wait on one side the magical membrane, ready to let loose an unholy reign of never ending terror should they gain unfettered access to the mortal, fleshy world, and that faced with such an unconscionable nightmare scenario, most human beings suppress the awful reality of existence and pay no heed to the scores of terrible murders, monsters and mutilations that abound this otherwise peaceful burb, but jesus fucking christ man, Buffy’s been around for barely a month and there’s already been like a dozen murders. What does it take to get these cracker asses worried about shit?
So that paragraph took way to long to write and doesn’t even sound that clever on reread (no surprise there). Whatever, another MOTW for the big titted Nancy Drew and her band of dork ass supernatural detectives. This time it’s a giant praying mantis that pretended to be a school teacher who seduces virginal male studnets and eat them. That the praying mantis isn’t that hot in human form is just one of the minor issues I have with the whole arrangement in Sunnyfail, but that’s because I’m a fucking jerk off who can’t appreciate this live action cartoon for the whimsical, horror-comedy entertainment it is.
So rather than nit pick all the ridiculousness to snarky bits (like how no one else ever shows up in the school library while team spaz figures out how to beat the latest rubber masked hellspawn) I’ll just say fuck it, and see how the rest of the season goes. Theres only 8 more episodes so what the fuck do I care? It’s not like I have a life or anything.
I understand Sunnydale rests on the precipice of hell’s mouth where hordes of evil demons, vampires and sundry assorted nasties wait on one side the magical membrane, ready to let loose an unholy reign of never ending terror should they gain unfettered access to the mortal, fleshy world, and that faced with such an unconscionable nightmare scenario, most human beings suppress the awful reality of existence and pay no heed to the scores of terrible murders, monsters and mutilations that abound this otherwise peaceful burb, but jesus fucking christ man, Buffy’s been around for barely a month and there’s already been like a dozen murders. What does it take to get these cracker asses worried about shit?
So that paragraph took way to long to write and doesn’t even sound that clever on reread (no surprise there). Whatever, another MOTW for the big titted Nancy Drew and her band of dork ass supernatural detectives. This time it’s a giant praying mantis that pretended to be a school teacher who seduces virginal male studnets and eat them. That the praying mantis isn’t that hot in human form is just one of the minor issues I have with the whole arrangement in Sunnyfail, but that’s because I’m a fucking jerk off who can’t appreciate this live action cartoon for the whimsical, horror-comedy entertainment it is.
So rather than nit pick all the ridiculousness to snarky bits (like how no one else ever shows up in the school library while team spaz figures out how to beat the latest rubber masked hellspawn) I’ll just say fuck it, and see how the rest of the season goes. Theres only 8 more episodes so what the fuck do I care? It’s not like I have a life or anything.
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