In which Giles bollockses off to bleedin Angulland for some right good cunny now, i’innit?
Buffy’s punching with the back of her fist all the time. Poor form. You would get owned in the Octagon, bitch. Oh, look at that superman punch to the dome piece. And now a hammerlock submission hold and THE SLAYER IS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.
It also took me a while to realize but Anyam is totally Cordelya's smaller boobed replacement. She’s the prettiest one and gets all the funniest, bitchy female lines. But now her character is better because she’s saying weird bitchy shit because she’s an autistic demon, not because she’s a poorly defined stock character that constantly needs and excuse to be around the dork squad she supposedly despises (that would be Coredealya, natch).
Then they ripped off the “money can be exchanged for goods and services” line from the Simpsons in the stupid magic shop that should be out of business already. AW, BUT I WANTED A PEANUT.
Central American Geo Politics is not a course in any college. Writers, you can’t just add “geo” into a sentence and make it sound scholarly. If you want make up college courses for Buffy to discuss, look up some actual courses in a god damn course catalog you nimrods. Any college’s will do, they’re all pretty much the same.
Hey, I actually recognize one of the songs they’re playing in the background. Not like it’s a good song, mind you, just not a god awful hunk of garbage like normal.
Oh no, look out Buffy, incredible hulk the viking troll is out on the loose and sounds suspiciously like Kubiack from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. They fight and he trashes the Bronzer. Good. And Spike cops a feel off Buffy. Hah. Nice. Oh and the Dandy Warhol’s “Bohemian Like You” was playing and that actually IS a good song. Hey, progress!
Better than last episode but then so getting violated with a pinecone.
Buffy’s punching with the back of her fist all the time. Poor form. You would get owned in the Octagon, bitch. Oh, look at that superman punch to the dome piece. And now a hammerlock submission hold and THE SLAYER IS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.
It also took me a while to realize but Anyam is totally Cordelya's smaller boobed replacement. She’s the prettiest one and gets all the funniest, bitchy female lines. But now her character is better because she’s saying weird bitchy shit because she’s an autistic demon, not because she’s a poorly defined stock character that constantly needs and excuse to be around the dork squad she supposedly despises (that would be Coredealya, natch).
Then they ripped off the “money can be exchanged for goods and services” line from the Simpsons in the stupid magic shop that should be out of business already. AW, BUT I WANTED A PEANUT.
Central American Geo Politics is not a course in any college. Writers, you can’t just add “geo” into a sentence and make it sound scholarly. If you want make up college courses for Buffy to discuss, look up some actual courses in a god damn course catalog you nimrods. Any college’s will do, they’re all pretty much the same.
Hey, I actually recognize one of the songs they’re playing in the background. Not like it’s a good song, mind you, just not a god awful hunk of garbage like normal.
Oh no, look out Buffy, incredible hulk the viking troll is out on the loose and sounds suspiciously like Kubiack from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. They fight and he trashes the Bronzer. Good. And Spike cops a feel off Buffy. Hah. Nice. Oh and the Dandy Warhol’s “Bohemian Like You” was playing and that actually IS a good song. Hey, progress!
Better than last episode but then so getting violated with a pinecone.
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