In which Buffy rises from the dead causing Spike’s boner to rise in his pants.
Now that Buffy has crawled out of her own grave to be reborn again in an unholy abortion of the natural order of things, she’s no better than the vampire’s she “chosen” to slay. Recognizing this horrible irony, Buffy crawls back into her grave and waits to starve to death. The episode and series ends with Buffy moaning, “I wish I had.... some.... fucking cheeseburgers.... blaaaaaarg...”
Actually, resurrecting Buffah also released an evil demon (to provide balance and to give our heroes shit to do for another 45 minutes). OH SHIT, better kill that fucking demon you fucking scooby bitches!
Buffy also feels like shit because she was enjoying sweet sweet oblivion and resents the fact that her selfish dickheaded friends thoughtlessly snatched her from the glorious fruits of life’s great reward. What a collection of bozos.
Now, Buffy and the Buffybot, GET ASS TO ASS!
Now that Buffy has crawled out of her own grave to be reborn again in an unholy abortion of the natural order of things, she’s no better than the vampire’s she “chosen” to slay. Recognizing this horrible irony, Buffy crawls back into her grave and waits to starve to death. The episode and series ends with Buffy moaning, “I wish I had.... some.... fucking cheeseburgers.... blaaaaaarg...”
Actually, resurrecting Buffah also released an evil demon (to provide balance and to give our heroes shit to do for another 45 minutes). OH SHIT, better kill that fucking demon you fucking scooby bitches!
Buffy also feels like shit because she was enjoying sweet sweet oblivion and resents the fact that her selfish dickheaded friends thoughtlessly snatched her from the glorious fruits of life’s great reward. What a collection of bozos.
Now, Buffy and the Buffybot, GET ASS TO ASS!
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