In which Buffy floods the crap out of her basement like a regular Mario and Luigi.
Way to plumb you fucking bitch. You can’t plumb, you can’t fuckin plumb worth shit you fucking no plumbing motherfucker. By the way, if someone says MARE-ee-oh instead of MAR-ee-oh, don’t fucking correct the guy, since MARE-ee-oh is a perfectly cromulent method of pronunciation. You don’t believe me? Well fuck you!
Having no skills fixing the pipes, Buffy calls the the plumber. Shit, that old lady gets more pipe form the plumber than in bed. I’M THE CHAMP. But because laying pipe is an expensive proposition, Buffy needs to get a job, so she applies at the supermarket. Shit, the only thing Buffy bagged this summer was the groceries.
Actually Buffy goes to the bank to get a loan. Well that’s stupid, you can’t just get a loan for doing nothing. Also, how are you going to pay that loan back, bitch? You ain’t got no money! The banker brings up the fact that Buffy can’t take a second mortgage on her house, or something like that. But what I want to know is how is she paying or her first fucking mortgage. As stated earlier, Buffy is fucking broke.
Then the bank is robbed by a demon and Buffy stops the demon and then asks the bank for money for doing that, but doesn’t get any. Listen bitch, just work as a bouncer, they get paid pretty well. Or go to the fucking temp agency. This show is dumb.
Then pedophile Giles comes back (see, I told you) and lays into Willow for casting dangerous spells like an out of control reckless twat. Calm down, son, this whole show is about dangerous spells and demons and shit. Who fucking cares if Willow wants to flex her sorcery muscles. We all know things are going to work out in the end. ITS A FUCKING TV SHOW, FUCKING CHILL OUT WHY DON’T YOU?
Way to plumb you fucking bitch. You can’t plumb, you can’t fuckin plumb worth shit you fucking no plumbing motherfucker. By the way, if someone says MARE-ee-oh instead of MAR-ee-oh, don’t fucking correct the guy, since MARE-ee-oh is a perfectly cromulent method of pronunciation. You don’t believe me? Well fuck you!
Having no skills fixing the pipes, Buffy calls the the plumber. Shit, that old lady gets more pipe form the plumber than in bed. I’M THE CHAMP. But because laying pipe is an expensive proposition, Buffy needs to get a job, so she applies at the supermarket. Shit, the only thing Buffy bagged this summer was the groceries.
Actually Buffy goes to the bank to get a loan. Well that’s stupid, you can’t just get a loan for doing nothing. Also, how are you going to pay that loan back, bitch? You ain’t got no money! The banker brings up the fact that Buffy can’t take a second mortgage on her house, or something like that. But what I want to know is how is she paying or her first fucking mortgage. As stated earlier, Buffy is fucking broke.
Then the bank is robbed by a demon and Buffy stops the demon and then asks the bank for money for doing that, but doesn’t get any. Listen bitch, just work as a bouncer, they get paid pretty well. Or go to the fucking temp agency. This show is dumb.
Then pedophile Giles comes back (see, I told you) and lays into Willow for casting dangerous spells like an out of control reckless twat. Calm down, son, this whole show is about dangerous spells and demons and shit. Who fucking cares if Willow wants to flex her sorcery muscles. We all know things are going to work out in the end. ITS A FUCKING TV SHOW, FUCKING CHILL OUT WHY DON’T YOU?
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