In which Spike throws his game at Buffy and she’s all like NO, I don’t want to scrubs, a scrub is an undead bloodsucking vampire bitch, hanging out the back of his crypt in a pile of shit, trying to penetrate me.
Dingus Xander shows off he awareness of the movie Evil Dead. That’s by far the coolest thing he’s ever done. About as cool as the train full of dead people they tease in the pre-credits opening. MOTHERFUCKING DETH TRANE IS METAL UP YOUR ASS, BITCH.
Spike has make this slit he’s sport fucking role play as Buffandra the Vampire’s Layer just to get a hard on. I’m partial to nurse or school teacher but whatever, at least he’s not dressing up as Tony the TIger.
How is it ok for Spike to call people poofter’s but not fags? Why is one more offensive than the other? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Like ok, he can say bleeding instead of fucking, but poofter is homophobic. So what the frig, man?
Buffy confronts Spike about his vampy crush and tells him to get fucked. She could have been way funnier and meaner, like been all, yeah ok, you want to touch my buns? And then we he goes for the goose Buffy turns around he shoves a big wooden stake into his chest and turns him into dust. Then squats over the dust pile and unleashes a frothy steaming column of piss on it. SSSSSSSSSSSSS the pee would go before dribbling down the drain. How’s that taste, Spike, you fucking stupid dick? HAHAHAH, she’d laugh.
Spike’s “maker” or whatever retarded terminology they use, Druhilla, returns and Harmony (Spike’s ho), wants to menagie. But Spike tells her to get fucked and says he’s back to being bad. But he still doesn’t kill Harmony, which is what a true bad ass would have done, so fuck that asshole Spike, what a pussy.
GOOD GOD WHAT IS THE NEW SHIT BAND?!? Just when I though they couldn’t get any fucking worse. Music in the 90’s wasn’t this bad, I am positive. How about some Helmet, or Matthew Sweet or even Corrosion of Conformity for god’s sake. Shit.
Hah, Spike calls Bufffy and Druzilla bitches. You go, dawg.
Spike’s got a sweet little mastubatorium set up with his Buffy J.O. shrine. I had one of those once for Alicia Silverstone during her Clueless days. Complete with candles and everything. It’s true.
And then there’s a fight or something and everyone goes up, except Spike still has an unrequited vampire boner for Buffbuff. A fine episode I suppose. Nothing terrible (except that fucking band). I would say it was “good” but the whole Spike/Buffy thing just reeks of fanfic.
Dingus Xander shows off he awareness of the movie Evil Dead. That’s by far the coolest thing he’s ever done. About as cool as the train full of dead people they tease in the pre-credits opening. MOTHERFUCKING DETH TRANE IS METAL UP YOUR ASS, BITCH.
Spike has make this slit he’s sport fucking role play as Buffandra the Vampire’s Layer just to get a hard on. I’m partial to nurse or school teacher but whatever, at least he’s not dressing up as Tony the TIger.
How is it ok for Spike to call people poofter’s but not fags? Why is one more offensive than the other? I don’t get it. I really don’t. Like ok, he can say bleeding instead of fucking, but poofter is homophobic. So what the frig, man?
Buffy confronts Spike about his vampy crush and tells him to get fucked. She could have been way funnier and meaner, like been all, yeah ok, you want to touch my buns? And then we he goes for the goose Buffy turns around he shoves a big wooden stake into his chest and turns him into dust. Then squats over the dust pile and unleashes a frothy steaming column of piss on it. SSSSSSSSSSSSS the pee would go before dribbling down the drain. How’s that taste, Spike, you fucking stupid dick? HAHAHAH, she’d laugh.
Spike’s “maker” or whatever retarded terminology they use, Druhilla, returns and Harmony (Spike’s ho), wants to menagie. But Spike tells her to get fucked and says he’s back to being bad. But he still doesn’t kill Harmony, which is what a true bad ass would have done, so fuck that asshole Spike, what a pussy.
GOOD GOD WHAT IS THE NEW SHIT BAND?!? Just when I though they couldn’t get any fucking worse. Music in the 90’s wasn’t this bad, I am positive. How about some Helmet, or Matthew Sweet or even Corrosion of Conformity for god’s sake. Shit.
Hah, Spike calls Bufffy and Druzilla bitches. You go, dawg.
Spike’s got a sweet little mastubatorium set up with his Buffy J.O. shrine. I had one of those once for Alicia Silverstone during her Clueless days. Complete with candles and everything. It’s true.
And then there’s a fight or something and everyone goes up, except Spike still has an unrequited vampire boner for Buffbuff. A fine episode I suppose. Nothing terrible (except that fucking band). I would say it was “good” but the whole Spike/Buffy thing just reeks of fanfic.
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