In which team teen dork detective squad goes to the beach and throws the football around like the boys. Buffy is like a regular Staubach with that thing. She fuckin whizzed that thing. She button hooked me. I didn’t know she was going to do that.
Pedophile Giles is tired of sitting, tied to the truck, watching his dick get smaller, and decided to fuck off back to England and the sweet Ragu Festivuul going on. Buffy needs to go out and meet Dracula and tells her mom to go back to bed old lady, you’ve got a long day of drinking and beating the shit out of me.
Xander requests private bedroom details from Willow and Tara’s scissor sessions to store in his spank bank for later.
What the hell did Anyawn do to her hair? That’s atrocious. Switch that shit back, immediately.
Also this Dracula business is making me nostalgic for the good old days, when Peter Steele was still alive, all the way back in the Spring of last year. Type O Negative was rad. Pretty much everything else that came out of the Gothic fad was shit, but those guys still kick worlds of ass. Peter Steel would murder Bram Strokeman’s Draculinary by throwing his stand up string bass right the fuck through him. Smash. Suck it Dracula. See you in hell.
Dracula is so charming, however, that Buffy allows herself to be sucked on by him. Now she is in his thrall. Even though Dracula looks like Lazlo from the movie Real Genius, he has irresistible sexuality. Even the newly lesbianic Willow is not unswayed by his devilish glamour. Oh Dracula, you tallow witted, roguish cad. Why don’t you just suck this which is my peener that I’m pointing to, fuckin Dracula?
It looks like Buffy is going to go fully thralled over to the dark side, but no, she escapes enthralment and treats Dracula like that fat shit Geraputo. I mean the little fucker did chip one of her horns. HEY FUCK YOU DRACULA, RIGHT UP THE GOAT ASS.
I guess when you’ve done four seasons and seventy some episodes you may as well start dipping into the vault off historic vampires and where else to start but with the mother of all vampire bitches. It’s still a rip off, but, eh, whatever. Kill fucking Dracula, go for it.
Buffy wants to stay away from the darker side, and if she starts to go astray she wants Giles as her guide, he’s her YO-DA. YO YO YO YO YO-DAAAAAAA!
And Buffy has a younger sister. Way to gird that franchise for more possible spin offs, dudes. And as the episode ends and the two Sommers girls leave the house her bonable mom is all like, HAVE GOOD MOSH PITTING.
Pedophile Giles is tired of sitting, tied to the truck, watching his dick get smaller, and decided to fuck off back to England and the sweet Ragu Festivuul going on. Buffy needs to go out and meet Dracula and tells her mom to go back to bed old lady, you’ve got a long day of drinking and beating the shit out of me.
Xander requests private bedroom details from Willow and Tara’s scissor sessions to store in his spank bank for later.
What the hell did Anyawn do to her hair? That’s atrocious. Switch that shit back, immediately.
Also this Dracula business is making me nostalgic for the good old days, when Peter Steele was still alive, all the way back in the Spring of last year. Type O Negative was rad. Pretty much everything else that came out of the Gothic fad was shit, but those guys still kick worlds of ass. Peter Steel would murder Bram Strokeman’s Draculinary by throwing his stand up string bass right the fuck through him. Smash. Suck it Dracula. See you in hell.
Dracula is so charming, however, that Buffy allows herself to be sucked on by him. Now she is in his thrall. Even though Dracula looks like Lazlo from the movie Real Genius, he has irresistible sexuality. Even the newly lesbianic Willow is not unswayed by his devilish glamour. Oh Dracula, you tallow witted, roguish cad. Why don’t you just suck this which is my peener that I’m pointing to, fuckin Dracula?
It looks like Buffy is going to go fully thralled over to the dark side, but no, she escapes enthralment and treats Dracula like that fat shit Geraputo. I mean the little fucker did chip one of her horns. HEY FUCK YOU DRACULA, RIGHT UP THE GOAT ASS.
I guess when you’ve done four seasons and seventy some episodes you may as well start dipping into the vault off historic vampires and where else to start but with the mother of all vampire bitches. It’s still a rip off, but, eh, whatever. Kill fucking Dracula, go for it.
Buffy wants to stay away from the darker side, and if she starts to go astray she wants Giles as her guide, he’s her YO-DA. YO YO YO YO YO-DAAAAAAA!
And Buffy has a younger sister. Way to gird that franchise for more possible spin offs, dudes. And as the episode ends and the two Sommers girls leave the house her bonable mom is all like, HAVE GOOD MOSH PITTING.
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