Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Buffy S6E11 Grundle

In which there are no dumb bells here there are just my balls.

The Peenho Trio done built themselves a dad gum invisimable ray gun. Nows they can git all the rapins they please. Elsewhere, Buffy’s tryin to get her fix a Spike’s hot beef injections. And Spike wants to plug Buffy full a' dongus till she goes blooey. But that ol’ social services bevo is cock blockin and lookin to take Don away. Well it’s about time someone done absquatulated with that youngster. That yonder den of iniquity and heathen sorcery is no place fer an impressionable lil ankle biter.

Sorry I just watched a new episode of Justified and I wanna talk just like them rad hillbillies up in them there mountains of Eastern Kuntecky.

Anyway, the three amigays turn Buffy invisible. No big deal. Then dork wad Xander brings up the girl from the first or second season that turned invisible and I reminded myself of the end of that episode when the invisible slut was recruited by the FBI. Why the fuck wasn’t that story thread ever explored further? Budgetary restrictions is my guess. Bitch ass skin flints.

I’d like Buffy to lick my invisiballs, if you know what I mean.

So what does Buffray do with her invisibility? She burgles someone’s hat, steals a cop car and torments a social worker. That’s some felonious bullshit. Why does the social worker deserve to be tortured? She’s probably grossly underpaid and under appreciated. Who the fuck is Buffy, besides some larcenous twat, to go around picking on some noble civil servant who’s just trying to look out for the well being of troubled youth? THAT BITCH.

Then Buffy fucks Spike some more and then fights the triple dickholes and wins, duh. But Buffy was being a massive cunt rag this whole episode so fuck her. YES FUCK THEM ALL.

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