In which Buffy gets a job at a fast food restaurant and makes the customers eat her shit, then shit out her shit, then eat their shit which is made up of her shit which she made em eat.
What happens when Buffy gets a shitty job at a shitty fast food joint? She is the one who becomes the ball licker. No actually a bunch of crazy haunted magical demon shit happens. WHY DOESNT BUFFY KNOW THAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS TAINTED BY EVIL? It is because she is a half a retard. Also, haha, taint.
Outside of said haunted restaurant, Buffy has the most ridiculous awkward standing up sex with Spike I have ever scene. More awkward then Sylvester Stalone bufu’ing Sharon Stone in the shower in that one movie. Or when one of the Baldwins bufu’d Sharon Stone in Sliver. Man Sharon Stone got her fudge packed quite often in movies, didn’t she?
The whole fast food thing sucks though. It’s real easy to pick on fast food restaurants but guess what? Fast food is fucking awesome. So fuck you, show. Your biting satire on the fast food industry and working a shit McJob was uninspired. It sucked all of them, the dicks. LIMP DICKS.
Then an old lady grows a long skinny fanged penis out of the top of her head that starts to eat Buffy until Willow shows up and goes Lorena Bobbit on it’s ugly ass (dick slicing jokes and Lorena Bobbit references are timeless classics).
But seriously, why don’t more restaurants sell delicious human meat? Once you get a taste of it, the hunger stays with you always. I would know.
What happens when Buffy gets a shitty job at a shitty fast food joint? She is the one who becomes the ball licker. No actually a bunch of crazy haunted magical demon shit happens. WHY DOESNT BUFFY KNOW THAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS TAINTED BY EVIL? It is because she is a half a retard. Also, haha, taint.
Outside of said haunted restaurant, Buffy has the most ridiculous awkward standing up sex with Spike I have ever scene. More awkward then Sylvester Stalone bufu’ing Sharon Stone in the shower in that one movie. Or when one of the Baldwins bufu’d Sharon Stone in Sliver. Man Sharon Stone got her fudge packed quite often in movies, didn’t she?
The whole fast food thing sucks though. It’s real easy to pick on fast food restaurants but guess what? Fast food is fucking awesome. So fuck you, show. Your biting satire on the fast food industry and working a shit McJob was uninspired. It sucked all of them, the dicks. LIMP DICKS.
Then an old lady grows a long skinny fanged penis out of the top of her head that starts to eat Buffy until Willow shows up and goes Lorena Bobbit on it’s ugly ass (dick slicing jokes and Lorena Bobbit references are timeless classics).
But seriously, why don’t more restaurants sell delicious human meat? Once you get a taste of it, the hunger stays with you always. I would know.
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