In which the Dorka Troika come back and annoy the hell out of me with their stupid ass shit.
Hey is this episode going to be about being smashed, like ham donked? I only got drunk once this week. And a model citizen I am because of that.
Hey Willow finally got around to turning that witch from way back when back into a teenage girl after she turned herself into a mouse. Good for you for remembering, writers.
Hey. Just sayin hey.
Hey, former rat witch loves to eat cookies. I love to eat cookies. Maybe former rat witch wants to eat cookies with me and then let me bone her. She’s pretty hot. I don’t even care that she used to be a rat. Don’t even give a shit.
Uh oh, Spike’s anti-human hurting chip isn’t working anymore and he’s getting all rapey with Buffy. Don’t rape Buffy, Spike. That’s a bad rapey Spike! Bad rapey Spike!
Now Spike and Nerdlinger Triumverate are teaming up, probably to see how much concentrated douchiness then can squeeze out of their big douchey faces. What a bunch of assholes. Jump into an open volcano, all of you.
This new Bronze band is merely bad and not vomit inducing. Big step up. Good job merely shitty band that doesn’t quite make me want to puke (but is still shitty so let’s not go bragging about ourselves yet). But the Bronze turns out to harbour rape happy chode men! One of them even called Willow, Ellen! Holy shit, like the famous celebrity lesbian, Ellen? THAT’S OVER THE FUCKING LINE YOU INSENSITIVE MONSTER. TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE YOU HOMOPHOBIC FAGGOT. DANCE UP IN THE CAGE YOU QUEER. FUCKING DANCE FOR ME YOU GREAT BIG DYKE.
Meanwhile. Buffy and Spike are wailing away at each other. Bet the big lesbian dance party would be a lot more fun than all this brutalizing. But brutalization yields to hate fucking. And who doesn’t enjoy coming back from the dead only to be penetrated by your vampire arch nemesis while a house literally falls down around you? Clearly Buffy enjoys that. Look how happy she is with Spike’s vampire johnson all up in her guts. It’s just adorable, really.
Hey is this episode going to be about being smashed, like ham donked? I only got drunk once this week. And a model citizen I am because of that.
Hey Willow finally got around to turning that witch from way back when back into a teenage girl after she turned herself into a mouse. Good for you for remembering, writers.
Hey. Just sayin hey.
Hey, former rat witch loves to eat cookies. I love to eat cookies. Maybe former rat witch wants to eat cookies with me and then let me bone her. She’s pretty hot. I don’t even care that she used to be a rat. Don’t even give a shit.
Uh oh, Spike’s anti-human hurting chip isn’t working anymore and he’s getting all rapey with Buffy. Don’t rape Buffy, Spike. That’s a bad rapey Spike! Bad rapey Spike!
Now Spike and Nerdlinger Triumverate are teaming up, probably to see how much concentrated douchiness then can squeeze out of their big douchey faces. What a bunch of assholes. Jump into an open volcano, all of you.
This new Bronze band is merely bad and not vomit inducing. Big step up. Good job merely shitty band that doesn’t quite make me want to puke (but is still shitty so let’s not go bragging about ourselves yet). But the Bronze turns out to harbour rape happy chode men! One of them even called Willow, Ellen! Holy shit, like the famous celebrity lesbian, Ellen? THAT’S OVER THE FUCKING LINE YOU INSENSITIVE MONSTER. TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE YOU HOMOPHOBIC FAGGOT. DANCE UP IN THE CAGE YOU QUEER. FUCKING DANCE FOR ME YOU GREAT BIG DYKE.
Meanwhile. Buffy and Spike are wailing away at each other. Bet the big lesbian dance party would be a lot more fun than all this brutalizing. But brutalization yields to hate fucking. And who doesn’t enjoy coming back from the dead only to be penetrated by your vampire arch nemesis while a house literally falls down around you? Clearly Buffy enjoys that. Look how happy she is with Spike’s vampire johnson all up in her guts. It’s just adorable, really.
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