In which Anya wishes Satan would rain down Xander’s throat with hot acid, dissolving his testicles and turning his guts into snakes.
Man, Xander is one fat fuck. It’s kind of distracting. Didn’t he used to be all about having to accidentally remove his shirt and showing off his chiseled bod? Now he wearing baggy clothes the size of table cloths and has a face like walrus. A fat walrus. Not like me and my sculpted abs and rock hard biceps and triceps and fuckin lats and shit. I said not now chief, I’m in the fuckin zone.
This episode is all about Anya being mega P.O.’d at Xander for jilting the ever loving shit out of her at the alter. Anya even wished Xander’s penis would explode. She really says that. Hah. I would let Anya explode my johnson if only she let me throw it in her first. It’s a fair trade, I think.
For the record, I am definitely on Team Anya. Totes fer sure. What the fuck was Xander thinking? It really is a bizarre decision. Not locking up fine trim like that? Fucking retarded.
Anya seeks solace in the vampiral arms of Spike, who’s smarting from getting shot down by Buffy, who no longer wants to receive his evil seed. They split a fifth of bourbon and end up screwing on a table. Good job, Xander, you really fucked it up this time.
Xander even gets to watch as Spike violates his former fiance, thanks to some dumb sub plot with the three buttwad nerd villains that I didn’t pay attention to. So Xander grabs a big fucking ax and storms off to render satisfaction. But Xander is a pussy, as we all know, so he doesn’t do anything to Spike. Fuck you Xander, you gigantic dildo.
Then Xander learns that Buffy also let Spike get all up in her guts, which depresses him even further. Jesus is there any bush you didn’t beat up? a dejected Xander would have asked Spike if I had be writing the script.
So Xander waddles off like the fat pathetic loser he is an the episode nearly ends up a total drag but is saved from pit of despair at the last minute when Willow and whats her face the other gay witch make up and then slobber all over each other in a big sloppy french kiss. So at least the lesbians are happy. HOORAY LESBIANS!
Man, Xander is one fat fuck. It’s kind of distracting. Didn’t he used to be all about having to accidentally remove his shirt and showing off his chiseled bod? Now he wearing baggy clothes the size of table cloths and has a face like walrus. A fat walrus. Not like me and my sculpted abs and rock hard biceps and triceps and fuckin lats and shit. I said not now chief, I’m in the fuckin zone.
This episode is all about Anya being mega P.O.’d at Xander for jilting the ever loving shit out of her at the alter. Anya even wished Xander’s penis would explode. She really says that. Hah. I would let Anya explode my johnson if only she let me throw it in her first. It’s a fair trade, I think.
For the record, I am definitely on Team Anya. Totes fer sure. What the fuck was Xander thinking? It really is a bizarre decision. Not locking up fine trim like that? Fucking retarded.
Anya seeks solace in the vampiral arms of Spike, who’s smarting from getting shot down by Buffy, who no longer wants to receive his evil seed. They split a fifth of bourbon and end up screwing on a table. Good job, Xander, you really fucked it up this time.
Xander even gets to watch as Spike violates his former fiance, thanks to some dumb sub plot with the three buttwad nerd villains that I didn’t pay attention to. So Xander grabs a big fucking ax and storms off to render satisfaction. But Xander is a pussy, as we all know, so he doesn’t do anything to Spike. Fuck you Xander, you gigantic dildo.
Then Xander learns that Buffy also let Spike get all up in her guts, which depresses him even further. Jesus is there any bush you didn’t beat up? a dejected Xander would have asked Spike if I had be writing the script.
So Xander waddles off like the fat pathetic loser he is an the episode nearly ends up a total drag but is saved from pit of despair at the last minute when Willow and whats her face the other gay witch make up and then slobber all over each other in a big sloppy french kiss. So at least the lesbians are happy. HOORAY LESBIANS!
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