Sunday, February 13, 2011

Buffy S6E5 Life Cereal Killer by Green Jelly

In which 3 butt pirates will have plenty of time to stake Buffy out in a van down by the river when they’re living in a van down by the river.

This episode was was both good and bad. Bad, because it involved 3 schmucks who rent a van and have fantastic powers and futuristic technology that fuck with Buffy for no good reason (aren’t they bothered by the fact that she’s supposed to be fucking dead? Also why was anyone fooled by the Buffybot? Buffy’s dead corpse had a fucking tombstone and everything). The good news was they somehow trap Buffy in a time loop (sure why not?) and Buffy has to deal with her own personal Groundhog Day.

Holy shit that was a great movie. Ned Ryerson is a great man.

Then Buffy goes to a bar with Spike and plays pool for kittens. Remember, everytime you play pool with a stupid British vampire and then jerk off, god kills a kitten. Please, think of the seamen.

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