In which Buffy’s got jungle fever of the vampire variety.
Buffy just can’t get enough of that juicy undead dong meat, as she lets Spike fill her out like a Scantron. For his part, Spike enjoyed pushing it up in, imploring Buffy to allow him to continuously dip his quill into her inkpot of pussy juice. Incidentally, the phrase pussy juice was one of the most misunderstood sexual phrases of my youth. I really had that stuff figured out wrong for a long time.
Something tells me Xander’s been involved in the “groom’s rite of self-flagellation” many times before. If there’s one person whose familiar with self-abuse and beating himself senseless, it’s Xander. BECAUSE XANDER LOVES JACKING OFF IS WHAT I’M SAYING.
Meanwhile Willow and former rat witch are labia deep in a terrible drug metaphor. Best be givin that magic a rest, less you wanna end up a no good, good for nothing junkie, fuckin bitches.
The magic as an allegory for doing drugs is an all right idea. Again, I admire the ambition, it’s just poorly executed. I mean just have the characters use real fuckin drugs. Frig. Oh man, Willow’s all like, high man, high from using magic. She’s got REEFER MADNESS and she’s making all sorts of POOR DECISIONS. Take away her spell book before she makes more bad choices due to her INSATIABLE LUST FOR A BUZZ.
Seriously, though, Willow, learn how to handle your shit. Damn.
Buffy just can’t get enough of that juicy undead dong meat, as she lets Spike fill her out like a Scantron. For his part, Spike enjoyed pushing it up in, imploring Buffy to allow him to continuously dip his quill into her inkpot of pussy juice. Incidentally, the phrase pussy juice was one of the most misunderstood sexual phrases of my youth. I really had that stuff figured out wrong for a long time.
Something tells me Xander’s been involved in the “groom’s rite of self-flagellation” many times before. If there’s one person whose familiar with self-abuse and beating himself senseless, it’s Xander. BECAUSE XANDER LOVES JACKING OFF IS WHAT I’M SAYING.
Meanwhile Willow and former rat witch are labia deep in a terrible drug metaphor. Best be givin that magic a rest, less you wanna end up a no good, good for nothing junkie, fuckin bitches.
The magic as an allegory for doing drugs is an all right idea. Again, I admire the ambition, it’s just poorly executed. I mean just have the characters use real fuckin drugs. Frig. Oh man, Willow’s all like, high man, high from using magic. She’s got REEFER MADNESS and she’s making all sorts of POOR DECISIONS. Take away her spell book before she makes more bad choices due to her INSATIABLE LUST FOR A BUZZ.
Seriously, though, Willow, learn how to handle your shit. Damn.
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