In which some vampire amasses a mint collection of unicorns.
Oh yeah, I forgot, last episode Xander got fed up with being such a giant bitch all the time that he declared he was through being everybody’s “butt monkey.” Well step one is to never to use that phrase again, jagov.
Don? Buffy’s sister’s name is Don? True story: in college we left a note for a pledge telling him to don the helmet we left for him and then come in the room so we could fuck his ass up. My friend thought it would be more intimidating if we left out the definite articles, which led to this dumb ass pledge coming inside, holding the helmet saying, “Hey guys, I got the note, but who’s Don Helmet?” So we lashed him to a chair and threw him down a flight of stairs.
The witch’s brew ingredient store is called “The Magic Box”? Isn’t that the nickname for Buffy’s snatch? HAHAH, BOX IS ANOTHER WORD FOR BERGINA!
Don has a crush on Zanderp, which is gross. At least in 2011 it’s probably a legal relationship now, if not still creepy.
Willow just used the term “Scoobies” to describe the gaggle of dickheads that flounder about in Buffy’s wake. I’ve seen this name a few times before on the innernebs and clearly it sucks ass. What the fuck is wrong with people? Motherfuck the internet.
Oh hey, that cute little girl is Michelle Tractionberg. She was hot as hell in EuroTrip. She’s also totally old enough to bang now. That motherfucking internet says she’s 25. Yep, totally OK to ride the sausage train. Man this show is old.
Don started off narrating this episode through diary entries, but they abandoned that pretty early on. Good, it was a stupid idea. Kind of like Buffy’s insult. She calls Harmony a half-wit. Who the fuck says that? If you’re going to insult someone, use an epithet that causes some damage. Like, “Harmony you stupid cunt”.
Oh and they brought the diary back in the end. Good job assholes. And they also made pedophile Giles the operator of The Magic Box. They have miserable, worthless new age stores packed with trinkets and shit like that all over the town I live in. They are laughable. The people operating them MUST all have trust funds because no one is ever going to buy that fucking mood crystal wind chime, you god damn moronic hippies.
This episode was a big meh but then Buffy broke out a Spinal Tap joke WHICH IS ALWAYS ALL RIGHT WITH ME. SMELL THE GLOVE.
Oh yeah, I forgot, last episode Xander got fed up with being such a giant bitch all the time that he declared he was through being everybody’s “butt monkey.” Well step one is to never to use that phrase again, jagov.
Don? Buffy’s sister’s name is Don? True story: in college we left a note for a pledge telling him to don the helmet we left for him and then come in the room so we could fuck his ass up. My friend thought it would be more intimidating if we left out the definite articles, which led to this dumb ass pledge coming inside, holding the helmet saying, “Hey guys, I got the note, but who’s Don Helmet?” So we lashed him to a chair and threw him down a flight of stairs.
The witch’s brew ingredient store is called “The Magic Box”? Isn’t that the nickname for Buffy’s snatch? HAHAH, BOX IS ANOTHER WORD FOR BERGINA!
Don has a crush on Zanderp, which is gross. At least in 2011 it’s probably a legal relationship now, if not still creepy.
Willow just used the term “Scoobies” to describe the gaggle of dickheads that flounder about in Buffy’s wake. I’ve seen this name a few times before on the innernebs and clearly it sucks ass. What the fuck is wrong with people? Motherfuck the internet.
Oh hey, that cute little girl is Michelle Tractionberg. She was hot as hell in EuroTrip. She’s also totally old enough to bang now. That motherfucking internet says she’s 25. Yep, totally OK to ride the sausage train. Man this show is old.
Don started off narrating this episode through diary entries, but they abandoned that pretty early on. Good, it was a stupid idea. Kind of like Buffy’s insult. She calls Harmony a half-wit. Who the fuck says that? If you’re going to insult someone, use an epithet that causes some damage. Like, “Harmony you stupid cunt”.
Oh and they brought the diary back in the end. Good job assholes. And they also made pedophile Giles the operator of The Magic Box. They have miserable, worthless new age stores packed with trinkets and shit like that all over the town I live in. They are laughable. The people operating them MUST all have trust funds because no one is ever going to buy that fucking mood crystal wind chime, you god damn moronic hippies.
This episode was a big meh but then Buffy broke out a Spinal Tap joke WHICH IS ALWAYS ALL RIGHT WITH ME. SMELL THE GLOVE.
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