In which you can suck and fuck for free, but you better not take it from me, it’s a fucking musical bay-bee!
Hah, respect the crueler, tame the donuts. That’s an appropriated Frank T.J. Mackey quote, Tom Cruise’s best role ever by about a billion light years. Here, the crueler represent the cock, which must be respected, and the donut is the cunt, which is to be tamed. It even make sense because the donut has a whole, just like a bergina.
In case anyone was wondering, I’d still like to very much have sex with Anyum.
Ooh, ooh, they just said “midgets”. Midgets is the dwarvish N word. That means Joss Whedon is an insensitive jerk. He causes persecution and bullying. What a fucking dick!
The episode also starts with Buffy saying she’s sick of just going through the motions and doesn’t have the passion for slaying as she once did. Sounds like Whedon’s proxy for getting tired of producing the same stale show for over 6 years. Making a musical episode would be a good way of breaking up the monotony. A porno version would have been better but this is fine, I guess. I mean what the fuck do I know about fuckin musicals? What do I look like, Rodgers and motherfucking Hammersteez?
Seriously though, the things I would do to Anyob wouldn’t be legal in Texas prior to 2003, when the Supreme Court ruled their anti-sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.
Another good joke about Buffy pumping Spike off. Hey why don’t the two of you go to the gym and pump each other?
Ah, fucking gross, zoot suits. Aren’t the 90’s over by now? Hey why not have the Mighty Mighty faggot Bosstones guest star while you’re at it. Man, fuck this.
Ok, so the premise is a appreciably ambition but it gets old in a hurry. The big build up song, Walk Thru the Fire” or whatever it’s called, also has a messed up hook. Needs more work. Should have just hired the New Deal to provide a continuous soundtrack. That’s what I would have done anyway. The New Deal fucking rules.
Well this is really dragging on. I had high hopes for this but I’m left massively underwhelmed. The wikipedia page for this is unsurprisingly like 50 pages long. A lot of “Buffy essayists” are quoted. Jesus Christ that sounds like the worst profession in the history of the world. Pick something decent to essay about, how much fucking time to you people have to write essays anyway? Who would spend that much time writing about Buffy the cunt licking Vampire Slayer? What a fucking joke. Get a life you pathetic jagovs. Seriously.
Hah, respect the crueler, tame the donuts. That’s an appropriated Frank T.J. Mackey quote, Tom Cruise’s best role ever by about a billion light years. Here, the crueler represent the cock, which must be respected, and the donut is the cunt, which is to be tamed. It even make sense because the donut has a whole, just like a bergina.
In case anyone was wondering, I’d still like to very much have sex with Anyum.
Ooh, ooh, they just said “midgets”. Midgets is the dwarvish N word. That means Joss Whedon is an insensitive jerk. He causes persecution and bullying. What a fucking dick!
The episode also starts with Buffy saying she’s sick of just going through the motions and doesn’t have the passion for slaying as she once did. Sounds like Whedon’s proxy for getting tired of producing the same stale show for over 6 years. Making a musical episode would be a good way of breaking up the monotony. A porno version would have been better but this is fine, I guess. I mean what the fuck do I know about fuckin musicals? What do I look like, Rodgers and motherfucking Hammersteez?
Seriously though, the things I would do to Anyob wouldn’t be legal in Texas prior to 2003, when the Supreme Court ruled their anti-sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.
Another good joke about Buffy pumping Spike off. Hey why don’t the two of you go to the gym and pump each other?
Ah, fucking gross, zoot suits. Aren’t the 90’s over by now? Hey why not have the Mighty Mighty faggot Bosstones guest star while you’re at it. Man, fuck this.
Ok, so the premise is a appreciably ambition but it gets old in a hurry. The big build up song, Walk Thru the Fire” or whatever it’s called, also has a messed up hook. Needs more work. Should have just hired the New Deal to provide a continuous soundtrack. That’s what I would have done anyway. The New Deal fucking rules.
Well this is really dragging on. I had high hopes for this but I’m left massively underwhelmed. The wikipedia page for this is unsurprisingly like 50 pages long. A lot of “Buffy essayists” are quoted. Jesus Christ that sounds like the worst profession in the history of the world. Pick something decent to essay about, how much fucking time to you people have to write essays anyway? Who would spend that much time writing about Buffy the cunt licking Vampire Slayer? What a fucking joke. Get a life you pathetic jagovs. Seriously.
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