In which Buffy’s mom’s got beef but she’s scared to step to me, rip her guts out like a hysterectomy.
Holy schnikees I’m starving for a god damn stromboli, give me one of those fuckin things. Maybe some gabagoul, EY, OVAH HERE.
Giles put on his robe and wizard hat. Who does he think he is, bloodninja or something? I wonder if he knows how to cast a level 8 Cock of the Infinite spell.
Some new daffy blond teenage girl babe with super powers is going around fucking monks up. I guess that makes sense because guys will pretty much put up with anything as long as a chick is good looking. It really is like having super powers. You want a 12 dollar martini that you’ll only have 2 sips of? Well you have huge boobs so sure, coming right up. Need a stick of gum or a light bulb replaced or maybe a brand new car? Yes, for you and your breasts it would be my pleasure.
Giles makes for a shitty shopkeeper. He has no idea how to run a business. First of all, where’d he get a loan to fix up a place that’s be subjected to multiple murders? Banks aren’t going to see that as a sustainable business model. And you’d never be able to get insurance. Furthermore, being as how Giles is the only employee, he’s going to have to open irregular hours, and thats going to turn off customers. There’s no way that street gets enough foot traffic to produce enough sales to cover his overhead. Even if he’s got favorable lease terms, he’s still got utilities. The monthly nut on a triple net lease you’d expect to pay on a place with that many square feet (many of which are wasted on that giant back room training center, which generates ZERO revenue by the way), is still got to be several thousand bucks a month. And who’s supplying his inventory? A first time store owner is not going to get a decent credit line on new merchandise. SERIOUSLY, THIS SHOW IS SOOOOO UNREALISTIC.
Also, what has been going on this episode? Because I have been paying like zero attention. On the other hand, season 1 of Justified is almost done downloading (LEGALLY of course).
Is Buffy supposed to be high, or tripping? I guess she meditated or some shit and now she figured out that the younger sister that’s never been mentioned on the show before is some sort of impostor. Demon, mixed up alternate realities, an aborted featus that survived and is now back for revenge? My money is on a mannequin come to life, like from that movie, Man’o’kin.
Spike’s got a crush on Buffy and goes from hundreds of years old stone cold killer with an attitude to bumbling dickheaded spaz. Yeah, why not. Who gives a shit about characterization anyway.
I’m not really following this plot. Some monks made a key to another dimension and then turned her into Buffy’s kid sister. That’s the best way they could think to write in a younger sister? And now you have a sister that you must care about and treat as real BECAUSE OF MAGIC. She’s less human than fucking Pinocchio. Fuck that brat. An abomination and an affront to God is what it is. May the Lord smite these blasphemous bitches with righteous fury and vengeance.
Pretty lame overall. All though I guess it’s better than cybo Frank N Stein and his floppy disk drive of doom. Barely.
Holy schnikees I’m starving for a god damn stromboli, give me one of those fuckin things. Maybe some gabagoul, EY, OVAH HERE.
Giles put on his robe and wizard hat. Who does he think he is, bloodninja or something? I wonder if he knows how to cast a level 8 Cock of the Infinite spell.
Some new daffy blond teenage girl babe with super powers is going around fucking monks up. I guess that makes sense because guys will pretty much put up with anything as long as a chick is good looking. It really is like having super powers. You want a 12 dollar martini that you’ll only have 2 sips of? Well you have huge boobs so sure, coming right up. Need a stick of gum or a light bulb replaced or maybe a brand new car? Yes, for you and your breasts it would be my pleasure.
Giles makes for a shitty shopkeeper. He has no idea how to run a business. First of all, where’d he get a loan to fix up a place that’s be subjected to multiple murders? Banks aren’t going to see that as a sustainable business model. And you’d never be able to get insurance. Furthermore, being as how Giles is the only employee, he’s going to have to open irregular hours, and thats going to turn off customers. There’s no way that street gets enough foot traffic to produce enough sales to cover his overhead. Even if he’s got favorable lease terms, he’s still got utilities. The monthly nut on a triple net lease you’d expect to pay on a place with that many square feet (many of which are wasted on that giant back room training center, which generates ZERO revenue by the way), is still got to be several thousand bucks a month. And who’s supplying his inventory? A first time store owner is not going to get a decent credit line on new merchandise. SERIOUSLY, THIS SHOW IS SOOOOO UNREALISTIC.
Also, what has been going on this episode? Because I have been paying like zero attention. On the other hand, season 1 of Justified is almost done downloading (LEGALLY of course).
Is Buffy supposed to be high, or tripping? I guess she meditated or some shit and now she figured out that the younger sister that’s never been mentioned on the show before is some sort of impostor. Demon, mixed up alternate realities, an aborted featus that survived and is now back for revenge? My money is on a mannequin come to life, like from that movie, Man’o’kin.
Spike’s got a crush on Buffy and goes from hundreds of years old stone cold killer with an attitude to bumbling dickheaded spaz. Yeah, why not. Who gives a shit about characterization anyway.
I’m not really following this plot. Some monks made a key to another dimension and then turned her into Buffy’s kid sister. That’s the best way they could think to write in a younger sister? And now you have a sister that you must care about and treat as real BECAUSE OF MAGIC. She’s less human than fucking Pinocchio. Fuck that brat. An abomination and an affront to God is what it is. May the Lord smite these blasphemous bitches with righteous fury and vengeance.
Pretty lame overall. All though I guess it’s better than cybo Frank N Stein and his floppy disk drive of doom. Barely.
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