Buffy S5E18 Intransvestite
In which rowbit Buffy gets stuffed by Spike's dead vampire ding dong.
Buffy has a racist aboriginal experience with the Slayer spirits of mescaline and the outback, while Spike takes out his hog meat and pummels it into the synthetic bergina of the Bufffy robot he had built. He forced a nerd to make him a Buffybot so he could fuck it’s fake pussy! How fucking weird is that?!? How much time did the extorted nerd spend on crafting the robot vag? How were the pubes handled? Does it stay moist 24-7, or did he program some sort of secretion to be released according to predetermined stimuli? Can Spike tell it’s a mechanical slit? If he thrusts to hard can he get his peener jammed up in some gears or shit? The whole thing is absurd, I can’t be the only person wondering this. ROBOT SEX IS NOT A SUITABLE SUBJECT FOR A FAMILY TV SHOW. You have to ask these questions and explore all the tangents otherwise you’re making an intellectually bankrupt show, and I know Whedon and the Buffy creators don’t want to be accused of going about this half assed.
Anyway, I remember this being a pretty decent episode. Plus I’m a sucker for rowbit stories, even if the gory details are left unexamined. Say, that’s a good maxim to remember. THE UNEXAMINED ROBOT PUSSY IS NOT WORTH BUILDING.
In which rowbit Buffy gets stuffed by Spike's dead vampire ding dong.
Buffy has a racist aboriginal experience with the Slayer spirits of mescaline and the outback, while Spike takes out his hog meat and pummels it into the synthetic bergina of the Bufffy robot he had built. He forced a nerd to make him a Buffybot so he could fuck it’s fake pussy! How fucking weird is that?!? How much time did the extorted nerd spend on crafting the robot vag? How were the pubes handled? Does it stay moist 24-7, or did he program some sort of secretion to be released according to predetermined stimuli? Can Spike tell it’s a mechanical slit? If he thrusts to hard can he get his peener jammed up in some gears or shit? The whole thing is absurd, I can’t be the only person wondering this. ROBOT SEX IS NOT A SUITABLE SUBJECT FOR A FAMILY TV SHOW. You have to ask these questions and explore all the tangents otherwise you’re making an intellectually bankrupt show, and I know Whedon and the Buffy creators don’t want to be accused of going about this half assed.
Anyway, I remember this being a pretty decent episode. Plus I’m a sucker for rowbit stories, even if the gory details are left unexamined. Say, that’s a good maxim to remember. THE UNEXAMINED ROBOT PUSSY IS NOT WORTH BUILDING.
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