Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Buffy S5E3 The Re-placemats

In which the bad guy looks like he swallowed a glo-stick.

Actually the bad guy’s head looks like a Mad Ball. Remember Mad Balls? They kicked ass.

Xanderp also needs a new place to live because his parents are alcoholic whiskey-tango fucks and he lives in their shitty basement. The first house I signed a lease for was a real piece of shit. I was still in college so it was fine, well for us. The house got abused. We had a lot of posters covering a lot of holes. BECAUSE WE PARTIED SUPER HARD BABY.

This episode really taps into my ultimate nightmare scenario. There are now two Xanderps. OH GOD THE HORROR. Actually, whatever, there are worse characters out there. Lets see, there’s, um, oh I know, Gaeta. from BSG. He was a tard. Oh we can build a spaceship jetfighter from scratch but we can’t give you a peg leg that doesn’t itch. That’s frackin nonsense is what that is. Starbuck got pretty annoying in later seasons too. Oh, and pretty much everyone from Sex in the City or Entourage. Both those shows are filled with god forsaken sons of bitches.

The bad guy doppleganger is named Toth. Like, thweet wing toth, you thilly gooth. Or Daniel Toth, from that thow, Toth 2.0.

Anya the sex pot predictably wants to have make a wobbly H with both Xanders. Even though I regularly have sex with myself, I would not be down for a MMF with a clone. Just not my style.

Aw, Rilesbag is convinced that Buffler doesn’t love him. She must just be using him for his bone sword. Well, there are worse fates, jerk, quit your bitchin and get your fuckin in while the fuckins good.

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