In which Buffy finally wears an outfit that shows off her nips. FINALLY.
Since Spike’s not allowed to physically harm humans, including Buffy, but why doesn’t he just pay someone to kill her? Or set up an accident and then trick Buffy to walking underneath a baby grand piano suspended in the air by a fraying rope? There are creative solutions to this problem that he’s not exploring. That’s why you can tell this show is fake, a REAL vampire would have killed Buffy by now.
Buffy’s mom fainted, there is something fishy about Buffy’s never seen or mentioned before this season little sister, and Riley’s heart is going to explode through his chest like that alien from that move, Alien. Now to see how they wrap everything up.
Who plays basketball in jeans while Red Hot Chili Pepper wannabes slam in the background? Fuckin Riley does! Way to go fuckin Riley! You is straight BALLIN!
Blah blah blah, relationship troubles between Buffles and Rilebs takes up most of this episode. Hurry up already.
Buffy goes to finally kill Spike and he’s sick of her and his life so he takes his shirt off and then they start making out. And then it was all a dream. A dream Spike had AFTER THEY SLEPT TOGETHER.
I ‘m guessing this was a big fucking deal to the super fans back in the day. I think it’s lame but whatever. They had to figure out a way to keep that fucking guy on the show. This may as well be it. I don’t give a motherfuck.
Since Spike’s not allowed to physically harm humans, including Buffy, but why doesn’t he just pay someone to kill her? Or set up an accident and then trick Buffy to walking underneath a baby grand piano suspended in the air by a fraying rope? There are creative solutions to this problem that he’s not exploring. That’s why you can tell this show is fake, a REAL vampire would have killed Buffy by now.
Buffy’s mom fainted, there is something fishy about Buffy’s never seen or mentioned before this season little sister, and Riley’s heart is going to explode through his chest like that alien from that move, Alien. Now to see how they wrap everything up.
Who plays basketball in jeans while Red Hot Chili Pepper wannabes slam in the background? Fuckin Riley does! Way to go fuckin Riley! You is straight BALLIN!
Blah blah blah, relationship troubles between Buffles and Rilebs takes up most of this episode. Hurry up already.
Buffy goes to finally kill Spike and he’s sick of her and his life so he takes his shirt off and then they start making out. And then it was all a dream. A dream Spike had AFTER THEY SLEPT TOGETHER.
I ‘m guessing this was a big fucking deal to the super fans back in the day. I think it’s lame but whatever. They had to figure out a way to keep that fucking guy on the show. This may as well be it. I don’t give a motherfuck.
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