In which the magic game of Magic the Gathering worked and Buffy and pals are now champions of her stupid town of jerks.
Part 1: Willow’s stupid dream: Willow loves shoving her vagina and mouth up against Tara’s mouth and vagina. They are young lesbians in love and they love it. Xander jerks off to lesbians. Willow’s afraid of telling everyone she munches carpet.
Part 2: Xander’s faggot dream: Xander wants to penetrate Buffy’s canal from which she was birthed meaning her mom’s hot bergina. Xander also wants to be the dork meat in a Willow Tara Lezzie Sandwedge. And is frightened of Mayor Colonel Kurtz.
Part 3: Pedophile Gile’s creepy dream: Buffy was sprung forth the loins of Giles’ brown sugar mama. Giles loves books and singing. BOTH ARE FOR NERDS. SHUT UP NERD. Have fun getting your scalp cut off, nerd.
Part 4: Buffandra: Buffy has sharp nostrils. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it before but it’s true. She also tries to make a pizza pie with-ah dough in a bag-ah and-ah on her face-ah. Now I-ah fight-ah this-ah moulingana.
If i had a complaint about this episode it’s that at certain times it was trying too hard, but I’m going to go ahead and override that complaint, for no other reason than this one was different and interesting and if it didn’t work at least it wasn’t boring. Also the Apocolypse Now homage was fantastic.
A GREAT TIME WITH BUFFY’S VCR PLAYER AND HER DOPE ASS TAPE CASSETTES. FUN SEASON IT IS FOR US ALL. AND BUFFY GOT RENEWED SO WE CAN GO AHEAD AND PUT THIS VAGUE CLIFFHANGER IN AT THE END.
Oh wow what a great audience.
Part 1: Willow’s stupid dream: Willow loves shoving her vagina and mouth up against Tara’s mouth and vagina. They are young lesbians in love and they love it. Xander jerks off to lesbians. Willow’s afraid of telling everyone she munches carpet.
Part 2: Xander’s faggot dream: Xander wants to penetrate Buffy’s canal from which she was birthed meaning her mom’s hot bergina. Xander also wants to be the dork meat in a Willow Tara Lezzie Sandwedge. And is frightened of Mayor Colonel Kurtz.
Part 3: Pedophile Gile’s creepy dream: Buffy was sprung forth the loins of Giles’ brown sugar mama. Giles loves books and singing. BOTH ARE FOR NERDS. SHUT UP NERD. Have fun getting your scalp cut off, nerd.
Part 4: Buffandra: Buffy has sharp nostrils. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it before but it’s true. She also tries to make a pizza pie with-ah dough in a bag-ah and-ah on her face-ah. Now I-ah fight-ah this-ah moulingana.
If i had a complaint about this episode it’s that at certain times it was trying too hard, but I’m going to go ahead and override that complaint, for no other reason than this one was different and interesting and if it didn’t work at least it wasn’t boring. Also the Apocolypse Now homage was fantastic.
A GREAT TIME WITH BUFFY’S VCR PLAYER AND HER DOPE ASS TAPE CASSETTES. FUN SEASON IT IS FOR US ALL. AND BUFFY GOT RENEWED SO WE CAN GO AHEAD AND PUT THIS VAGUE CLIFFHANGER IN AT THE END.
Oh wow what a great audience.
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