In which Buffy joins the band to give the whole school a rusty trombone and Roman helmets and turkey blumpkins and marble cake, delicious yummy marble cake.
It takes Buffy over half the friggin episode to figure out the evil band candy they were told to sell by the evil principal who got it from the evil mayor and an evil black vampire doing a John Waters impression was indeed evil. Of course evil in the Buffyverse eating the candy makes adults act like bad ass outlaw teenagers who drink booze and smoke cigs like it’s cool, so not so much evil but rather just not totally gay. Oh goodness, the stick in the mud adults are playing against character and acting like out of control rascals! Hey, someone want to tell me when the short bus took a hard right off the normal bridge and plunged to the bottom of retard river? Man do I wish I lived at the bottom of retard river.
And the whole point of tricking adults into eating magic roofied chocolate is to distract them and steal all the babies of Sakidale. Um, then why not just kill everyone in the hospital and then take the fucking babies? Wouldn’t that be a whole lot easier?
Well Oswald Cobblepot’s, er, I mean if John Waters was a black vampire’s, plan is foiled by big boob Buffman (well to be fair her stunt double did most of the work) and everyone goes back to normal. Although I will give credit to Whedon for having all of the characters remember everything they did when they were ensorcelled, instead of the whole reset at the end of the episode thing that most non-heavily serialized tv shows do.
I also enjoyed this episode because a regressed pedophile Giles loves ripping butts and telling people to ‘sod off’ and handcuffing Buffy’s hot mom and fucking the shit out of her (no, for real) and basically acting like John Constintine and owning shit left and right, so thats more than okay with me.
And Buffy has to take the SATs, which I totally rocked but the shitheads at Princeton still weren’t impressed and so fuck every Ivy League school and all the assholes that every went to one.
It takes Buffy over half the friggin episode to figure out the evil band candy they were told to sell by the evil principal who got it from the evil mayor and an evil black vampire doing a John Waters impression was indeed evil. Of course evil in the Buffyverse eating the candy makes adults act like bad ass outlaw teenagers who drink booze and smoke cigs like it’s cool, so not so much evil but rather just not totally gay. Oh goodness, the stick in the mud adults are playing against character and acting like out of control rascals! Hey, someone want to tell me when the short bus took a hard right off the normal bridge and plunged to the bottom of retard river? Man do I wish I lived at the bottom of retard river.
And the whole point of tricking adults into eating magic roofied chocolate is to distract them and steal all the babies of Sakidale. Um, then why not just kill everyone in the hospital and then take the fucking babies? Wouldn’t that be a whole lot easier?
Well Oswald Cobblepot’s, er, I mean if John Waters was a black vampire’s, plan is foiled by big boob Buffman (well to be fair her stunt double did most of the work) and everyone goes back to normal. Although I will give credit to Whedon for having all of the characters remember everything they did when they were ensorcelled, instead of the whole reset at the end of the episode thing that most non-heavily serialized tv shows do.
I also enjoyed this episode because a regressed pedophile Giles loves ripping butts and telling people to ‘sod off’ and handcuffing Buffy’s hot mom and fucking the shit out of her (no, for real) and basically acting like John Constintine and owning shit left and right, so thats more than okay with me.
And Buffy has to take the SATs, which I totally rocked but the shitheads at Princeton still weren’t impressed and so fuck every Ivy League school and all the assholes that every went to one.
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