In which there was once a rickety, convoluted, love rhombus there now are three pairs of well oiled, hard charging, over thrusting, piston pumping, orgasm delivering sex machines.
Oh shit cakes, the vampires and demons are working together. That means were are all going to be bent over a barrell and fucked in the ass, over and over and over again, until our rectums prolapse and we’re picking our colons up off the floor in shattered bloody pieces. According to the male model and army man of strength and muscles and chins, that means it’s time for a fucking party! It’s not an orgy, it’s a toga party! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
Buffy’s orgasms now have the power to light people on fire. Good skill to have if you ask me.
Anyang and Spige have a heart to heart because one used to be a demon and the other used to be vampire and now they’re just a couple of schmucks. Egg noodles and ketchup.
The walls in Riley the army man super model’s house makes dudes cream in their jeans if they press their palms against the walls. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4. AND BY CLEAN UP I MEAN GET THE MOP OUT, BECAUSE THERE’S JIZZ EVERYWHERE, AND YOU NEED TO MOP THAT JIZZ UP AND GET IT OFF THE FLOOR.
Apparently this is a college party where they play spin the bottle. Um, okay. How old are these writers? Did they ever go to college before? In this game of spin the bottle some girl kisses Xander and is then moved to cut herself (or just her fair) and call her self bad. Thats a very reasonable reaction. No big deal.
And Giles sings. SHUT UP PEDOPHILE GILES. And Buffy and Riley can’t stop fucking. HAVE FUN FUCKING BUFFANDRA AND RILESON.
So the frat house was haunted because of a stupid old lady, or something. My fraternity has no cause to be haunted, although we did have some close calls. My sophomore year we sent two kids to the emergency room. One for a concussion and one was almost blinded. Another guy grew a sweet Magnum P.I. mustache. YES WE WERE TOTAL BADASSES, IT’S TRUE.
As the episode ends with everything going back to normal, I guess it time to fess up that Anya is now my favorite character of the show. She says weird shit and loves to get nailed. I can’t say I appreciate her current taste in men, but that’s a kind of chick with whom I can get down. I WILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS LATER ANYA. JUST YOU AND ME AND THE PARADISE THAT AWAITS US.
Oh shit cakes, the vampires and demons are working together. That means were are all going to be bent over a barrell and fucked in the ass, over and over and over again, until our rectums prolapse and we’re picking our colons up off the floor in shattered bloody pieces. According to the male model and army man of strength and muscles and chins, that means it’s time for a fucking party! It’s not an orgy, it’s a toga party! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
Buffy’s orgasms now have the power to light people on fire. Good skill to have if you ask me.
Anyang and Spige have a heart to heart because one used to be a demon and the other used to be vampire and now they’re just a couple of schmucks. Egg noodles and ketchup.
The walls in Riley the army man super model’s house makes dudes cream in their jeans if they press their palms against the walls. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4. AND BY CLEAN UP I MEAN GET THE MOP OUT, BECAUSE THERE’S JIZZ EVERYWHERE, AND YOU NEED TO MOP THAT JIZZ UP AND GET IT OFF THE FLOOR.
Apparently this is a college party where they play spin the bottle. Um, okay. How old are these writers? Did they ever go to college before? In this game of spin the bottle some girl kisses Xander and is then moved to cut herself (or just her fair) and call her self bad. Thats a very reasonable reaction. No big deal.
And Giles sings. SHUT UP PEDOPHILE GILES. And Buffy and Riley can’t stop fucking. HAVE FUN FUCKING BUFFANDRA AND RILESON.
So the frat house was haunted because of a stupid old lady, or something. My fraternity has no cause to be haunted, although we did have some close calls. My sophomore year we sent two kids to the emergency room. One for a concussion and one was almost blinded. Another guy grew a sweet Magnum P.I. mustache. YES WE WERE TOTAL BADASSES, IT’S TRUE.
As the episode ends with everything going back to normal, I guess it time to fess up that Anya is now my favorite character of the show. She says weird shit and loves to get nailed. I can’t say I appreciate her current taste in men, but that’s a kind of chick with whom I can get down. I WILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS LATER ANYA. JUST YOU AND ME AND THE PARADISE THAT AWAITS US.
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