In which shit is about to get real cause Willow is wearing leather and dark red lipstick and is talking really slowly in small words and licking bitches necks. BEST WATCH THE FUCK OUT NOW.
Oh shit cakes, that crazy wish granting demon who’s very cute when she’s not in alien fish make up is back, and she’s casting spells all up in this beyotch.
FUCK.
I guess everyone else also enjoyed the slightly retarded speaking dominatrix Willow that loves licking people from that episode from before, even though they vanquished the wish granting demon last time she was around. So they concocted some horseshit plot contrivance to bring Willo’s sexy back. AND LOOK AT HER GO. LICKING THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MOTHERFUCKING NECKS. HOT DAMN.
Then evil Willow and lame Willow get it on with some hot tribbing action. Hey, is it considered masturbation when you have sex with your evil Vampire self from another dimension? Of course not dumb dumb. Pull your head out of your ass. It’s simple homosexual love. Narcissistic incest homosexual love, but homosexual love nonetheless. And who said there was anything wrong with homosexual love? Not this guy. Nope, I’m a man of the new millennium. Live and let live. Fuck and let fuck. That’s my fuckin motto.
Then dork-ass-but-still-cute Willow pretends to be evil-and-slightly-touched-in-the-head Willow. Great furry Yeti balls, that’s just nuts!
And then the plan almost fails, but then it doesn’t. Also the new pedophile watcher, Wyndham-Butterwurbs-Chuttlefordcastleton-Gropecunt-Price IV is a massive tool.
Also, the Bronze gets attacked again. Why the hell do people keep going to the fucking place? There’s been like probably close to a hundred fucking murders there since Buffy started going to school. Time to pick a new hang out. Or just play Risk in your friends basement with a handle of Captain Morgans like normal teenagers already. THATS WHAT ALL NORMAL TEENAGERS DO.
Oh shit cakes, that crazy wish granting demon who’s very cute when she’s not in alien fish make up is back, and she’s casting spells all up in this beyotch.
FUCK.
I guess everyone else also enjoyed the slightly retarded speaking dominatrix Willow that loves licking people from that episode from before, even though they vanquished the wish granting demon last time she was around. So they concocted some horseshit plot contrivance to bring Willo’s sexy back. AND LOOK AT HER GO. LICKING THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MOTHERFUCKING NECKS. HOT DAMN.
Then evil Willow and lame Willow get it on with some hot tribbing action. Hey, is it considered masturbation when you have sex with your evil Vampire self from another dimension? Of course not dumb dumb. Pull your head out of your ass. It’s simple homosexual love. Narcissistic incest homosexual love, but homosexual love nonetheless. And who said there was anything wrong with homosexual love? Not this guy. Nope, I’m a man of the new millennium. Live and let live. Fuck and let fuck. That’s my fuckin motto.
Then dork-ass-but-still-cute Willow pretends to be evil-and-slightly-touched-in-the-head Willow. Great furry Yeti balls, that’s just nuts!
And then the plan almost fails, but then it doesn’t. Also the new pedophile watcher, Wyndham-Butterwurbs-Chuttlefordcastleton-Gropecunt-Price IV is a massive tool.
Also, the Bronze gets attacked again. Why the hell do people keep going to the fucking place? There’s been like probably close to a hundred fucking murders there since Buffy started going to school. Time to pick a new hang out. Or just play Risk in your friends basement with a handle of Captain Morgans like normal teenagers already. THATS WHAT ALL NORMAL TEENAGERS DO.
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