In which Xander ball’s descend and he attempts to use them but instead it turns out though they’ve indeed descended properly into his scrotum, Xander’s balls are impotent and entirely worthless and Xander is going to be a staggering, foaming pussy for the rest of his live no matter what.
Hot ass Cordelia takes a big shit on gay wad Xander by explaining how dispensable he is the to Teen Dork Squad Detective Agency, and she’s completely correct, so Xander draws himself a warm bath, opens up his veins and merges with the infinite.
Haha, I only wish. No, Xander buys a car that many homosexual men would be proud to call their own and goes out looking for chicks to date rape. He finds one stupid enough to get his care but before he can force her hand to pump off his weenus he’s attacked by a bully. A bully that raises his dead friends from the grave and puts a bomb in the school. Xander eventually foils this plan and kills everyone but nobody notices because he’s a giant butt cake and he sucks at everything he does. So fuck him. Also the Hellmouth opened up in the middle of the fucking library so all the real heroes with magical powers and pedophile Giles had to stuff that awful monster back into it’s yawning hell chasm.
Oh yeah, and Xander fucks my future wife, Eliza Dushku. Hey, man, not cool. Not fucking cool, bro. Faith is a bad bitch and was only interested in Xander as a piece of hogan on the side, and insists that he quits it immediately after hitting it. Good for you, Faith, kick that limp dick to the crub. Your nannie nannie is too good for that ass clown.
SERIOUSLY, NO ONE TOUCHES MY PRECIOUS BUTTERCUP LIKE THAT. PREPARE TO DIE FUCK FACE.
Hot ass Cordelia takes a big shit on gay wad Xander by explaining how dispensable he is the to Teen Dork Squad Detective Agency, and she’s completely correct, so Xander draws himself a warm bath, opens up his veins and merges with the infinite.
Haha, I only wish. No, Xander buys a car that many homosexual men would be proud to call their own and goes out looking for chicks to date rape. He finds one stupid enough to get his care but before he can force her hand to pump off his weenus he’s attacked by a bully. A bully that raises his dead friends from the grave and puts a bomb in the school. Xander eventually foils this plan and kills everyone but nobody notices because he’s a giant butt cake and he sucks at everything he does. So fuck him. Also the Hellmouth opened up in the middle of the fucking library so all the real heroes with magical powers and pedophile Giles had to stuff that awful monster back into it’s yawning hell chasm.
Oh yeah, and Xander fucks my future wife, Eliza Dushku. Hey, man, not cool. Not fucking cool, bro. Faith is a bad bitch and was only interested in Xander as a piece of hogan on the side, and insists that he quits it immediately after hitting it. Good for you, Faith, kick that limp dick to the crub. Your nannie nannie is too good for that ass clown.
SERIOUSLY, NO ONE TOUCHES MY PRECIOUS BUTTERCUP LIKE THAT. PREPARE TO DIE FUCK FACE.
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