In which Buffy has a wet dream in the middle of class.
God damn I’m still fucking hungover. Buffy and this new guy are doing a lot of eye fucking this episode. Just bone already.
Spike is still around. I guess people like his character. MAYBE he has a funny line every now and then but mostly he’s a douche bag. I don’t even like using the insult douche bag anymore but Spike is most definitely one.
My butt itches.
The rubber suited monster of the week has stolen the denizens of Soggydale’s ability to speak. Well, that’ll make this episode a hell of a lot better. There is a relatively famous issue of G.I. Joe the comic book from the 80’s in which Stromshadow wrecks a bunch of Corba ass ninja style and there’s zero dialog in the whole book. People accused the writer, the awesome Larry Hama, of just being lazy. Kind of like when John Byrne “drew” a fight scene in the middle of a blizzard and it was just pages of empty panels, word bubbles and sound effects. History lesson aside, clearly the episode was just an excuse for the writers to hand in a short script and then go play golf.
What do you do when the entire town goes mute? Hawk dry erase message boards on the street, as one enterprising citizen does. THATS GOOD CAPITALISM BABY.
A “YES WE’RE OPEN” hand made bed sheet sign a nod to Clerks? I think so. Hey are there any balls down there? JUST ABOUT THE BIGGEST PAIR YOU’VE EVER SEEN, DINGLEBERRY.
Nice overhead transparency projector Giles. What are you, old or something?
Wow, I think that was the biggest laugh this show got from me yet. Buffy is trying to tell everyone that she’s going to go stab the villains, so she pantomimes a jerk off motion. Haha. Hey ever fart so bad that you have to stop jerking off? Yeah, me neither.
Another guffaw. This time when nympho Anya gave Xander the in-out, p-in-the-v finger in the OK symbol. Add in Spike’s two fingered, British V for fuck off and this may be the most hilarious show to date. Though that is not a terribly high hurdle.
Then Buffy screamed and made all the bad guys’ heads explode. Not a bad episode this time. Not bad at all.
God damn I’m still fucking hungover. Buffy and this new guy are doing a lot of eye fucking this episode. Just bone already.
Spike is still around. I guess people like his character. MAYBE he has a funny line every now and then but mostly he’s a douche bag. I don’t even like using the insult douche bag anymore but Spike is most definitely one.
My butt itches.
The rubber suited monster of the week has stolen the denizens of Soggydale’s ability to speak. Well, that’ll make this episode a hell of a lot better. There is a relatively famous issue of G.I. Joe the comic book from the 80’s in which Stromshadow wrecks a bunch of Corba ass ninja style and there’s zero dialog in the whole book. People accused the writer, the awesome Larry Hama, of just being lazy. Kind of like when John Byrne “drew” a fight scene in the middle of a blizzard and it was just pages of empty panels, word bubbles and sound effects. History lesson aside, clearly the episode was just an excuse for the writers to hand in a short script and then go play golf.
What do you do when the entire town goes mute? Hawk dry erase message boards on the street, as one enterprising citizen does. THATS GOOD CAPITALISM BABY.
A “YES WE’RE OPEN” hand made bed sheet sign a nod to Clerks? I think so. Hey are there any balls down there? JUST ABOUT THE BIGGEST PAIR YOU’VE EVER SEEN, DINGLEBERRY.
Nice overhead transparency projector Giles. What are you, old or something?
Wow, I think that was the biggest laugh this show got from me yet. Buffy is trying to tell everyone that she’s going to go stab the villains, so she pantomimes a jerk off motion. Haha. Hey ever fart so bad that you have to stop jerking off? Yeah, me neither.
Another guffaw. This time when nympho Anya gave Xander the in-out, p-in-the-v finger in the OK symbol. Add in Spike’s two fingered, British V for fuck off and this may be the most hilarious show to date. Though that is not a terribly high hurdle.
Then Buffy screamed and made all the bad guys’ heads explode. Not a bad episode this time. Not bad at all.
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