In which Faith is lost to the dark side and is forced to use her death star because she just started a motherfucking star wars, bitch.
Faith is awesome because she is pretty looking and is skinny with big boobs. Also because she killed a dude and doesn’t a fuck. She could also be a hell of a lot fatter before she stops being hot. Maybe one of the episodes could just be her eating buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing until she packs on 15 elle bees or so. I’d watch that. You know I’d fucking watch that.
Faith continues to be awesome when whiney turds show up to her that she needs to chill out and she continues to tell them to jump up her butt. They’re all like, Faith! Faith! Where is your sense of remorse for killing a maybe innocent man? And she’s all like, up my butt, and to the left.
Then Xander tries to talk “some sense” into Faith and so Faith attempts to strangle him to death. So you see how I am madly in love with this fictional character. I am definitely going to have to watch Dollhouse again and with no pants on obviously.
It’s also hilarious that Faith later kills Mr. Trick, because Sunnyfail is a racist place where brown people are not allowed to survive an entire season. Having a British accent, however, makes you virtually indestructible. Still waiting on the first spanish type, brown, white or mestizo.
Then Faith joins forces with the evil mayor. OR DOES SHE?????? I mean maybe she does, they do have a lot of plot twists in this show. I bet you a lot of money, though, that they don’t go balls out and have Faith kill Buffy and pedophile Giles and Xander and Oz and the rest of those assholes (Cordelia and Willow can survive as her lesbian concubines if they want), and make the show about Faith owning bitches all day long and letting the fucking Hellmouth open because honestly, fuck Suhkneedale directly in the ass. The rest of this cast couldn’t suckle Dushku’s teat if they were born in her marsupial pouch. Stop making me think a hot rebel ass kicking babe could possibly be a bad thing. She could murder a whole country right in front of my face and I wouldn’t give a shit. Napalm them all to death. Faith’s allowed to do whatever she wants. NO ONE IS SAFE WHEN A HOT GIRL WANTS TO COMMIT CRIMES, THEY LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
Faith is awesome because she is pretty looking and is skinny with big boobs. Also because she killed a dude and doesn’t a fuck. She could also be a hell of a lot fatter before she stops being hot. Maybe one of the episodes could just be her eating buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing until she packs on 15 elle bees or so. I’d watch that. You know I’d fucking watch that.
Faith continues to be awesome when whiney turds show up to her that she needs to chill out and she continues to tell them to jump up her butt. They’re all like, Faith! Faith! Where is your sense of remorse for killing a maybe innocent man? And she’s all like, up my butt, and to the left.
Then Xander tries to talk “some sense” into Faith and so Faith attempts to strangle him to death. So you see how I am madly in love with this fictional character. I am definitely going to have to watch Dollhouse again and with no pants on obviously.
It’s also hilarious that Faith later kills Mr. Trick, because Sunnyfail is a racist place where brown people are not allowed to survive an entire season. Having a British accent, however, makes you virtually indestructible. Still waiting on the first spanish type, brown, white or mestizo.
Then Faith joins forces with the evil mayor. OR DOES SHE?????? I mean maybe she does, they do have a lot of plot twists in this show. I bet you a lot of money, though, that they don’t go balls out and have Faith kill Buffy and pedophile Giles and Xander and Oz and the rest of those assholes (Cordelia and Willow can survive as her lesbian concubines if they want), and make the show about Faith owning bitches all day long and letting the fucking Hellmouth open because honestly, fuck Suhkneedale directly in the ass. The rest of this cast couldn’t suckle Dushku’s teat if they were born in her marsupial pouch. Stop making me think a hot rebel ass kicking babe could possibly be a bad thing. She could murder a whole country right in front of my face and I wouldn’t give a shit. Napalm them all to death. Faith’s allowed to do whatever she wants. NO ONE IS SAFE WHEN A HOT GIRL WANTS TO COMMIT CRIMES, THEY LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
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