In which the mayor takes out his big evil swingin dick and starts to slowly but firmly enter the town of Cunnydale from behind.
Faith continues being awesome by killing an annoying mutant demon leprechaun with her bare hands and trying to sleep with Buffy’s chaste boy friend, pale faced pussy Angelo. Faith is so great, I want to be insider of her hot fictional nether regions.
The Mayor is also up to no good, which is good for the show because he’s actually an interesting character. He’s still only got one dimension to his crazy, but it’s still more interesting than Xander’s thirty-seven flavors of dick. He’s not the first happy go lucky evil nutbar antagonist but he pulls it off pretty well. And he summoned a Mortal Kombat looking ninja demon to help Faith turn pale faced pussy Angelo evil again. Which is also good, because evil Angelo is better than good Angelo, duh.
And Cordelia is trying to get Windman-Pryce the new pedophile watcher to statutorily fuck the shit out of her.
You know who would be great as the mayor? Otter, from Animal House, otherwise known as Assemblyman Zellman from the Sopranos.
Oh wait, ‘psyche’ Buffy says! Not only was Angelo faking being cool and evil and was really a pale faced pussy the whole time, but the Mortal Kombat towel-headed-demon was on pedophile Giles’ payroll the whole time. FUCKIN SHIT MY TINY LITTLE MIND HAS BURST INTO A HOLOCAUST OF SURPISE.
But Faith, she’s now cartoonishly evil. That’s pushing it a little bit. Instead of helping bring about the apocalypse, wouldn’t it make more sense if she just got an average, run of the mill drug habit or something? That’s what I would do if I was an alienated, angsty, goth super hero chick with an awesome rack. That and stay at home and diddle myself all day.
Faith continues being awesome by killing an annoying mutant demon leprechaun with her bare hands and trying to sleep with Buffy’s chaste boy friend, pale faced pussy Angelo. Faith is so great, I want to be insider of her hot fictional nether regions.
The Mayor is also up to no good, which is good for the show because he’s actually an interesting character. He’s still only got one dimension to his crazy, but it’s still more interesting than Xander’s thirty-seven flavors of dick. He’s not the first happy go lucky evil nutbar antagonist but he pulls it off pretty well. And he summoned a Mortal Kombat looking ninja demon to help Faith turn pale faced pussy Angelo evil again. Which is also good, because evil Angelo is better than good Angelo, duh.
And Cordelia is trying to get Windman-Pryce the new pedophile watcher to statutorily fuck the shit out of her.
You know who would be great as the mayor? Otter, from Animal House, otherwise known as Assemblyman Zellman from the Sopranos.
Oh wait, ‘psyche’ Buffy says! Not only was Angelo faking being cool and evil and was really a pale faced pussy the whole time, but the Mortal Kombat towel-headed-demon was on pedophile Giles’ payroll the whole time. FUCKIN SHIT MY TINY LITTLE MIND HAS BURST INTO A HOLOCAUST OF SURPISE.
But Faith, she’s now cartoonishly evil. That’s pushing it a little bit. Instead of helping bring about the apocalypse, wouldn’t it make more sense if she just got an average, run of the mill drug habit or something? That’s what I would do if I was an alienated, angsty, goth super hero chick with an awesome rack. That and stay at home and diddle myself all day.
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