In which vampire knights, raised from the medieval dead, have a boss who is the world’s fattest fattypants fatso and whose belly button looks like a slimy, gaping vagina.
Buffy’s new pedophile watcher has much sharper threads than Giles. He’s all in fresh banker suits and Giles is still ensconced in tweed vests and sweaters and sweater vests. Time to update that wardrobe, whoadie.
Why the fuck does Willow have acceptance letters from multiple schools she applied early to? You only apply early to one school. That’s how it fucking works. Get your shit straight and come correct, nerd.
Anyway, Faith’s buzzing in Buffy’s ear about some shit and eventually convinces Buffy to act like a giant slut and also a huge pain in the ass. Buffy’s new watcher tries to settle her wanton ways, but Buffy is straight hoing and doesn’t give a fuck. She’ll even go to the Bronze and dance to shitty shitty techno music with Faith. Yeah I’d let Faith bronze my pole if you know what I’m talking about.
Buffy’s personality metamorphosis doesn’t work all that well, but on the other hand the show does feature a fat tub of shit vampire. Reminds me a bit of the lard ass vampire in Grendel: Warchild, or that fucking dude from Dune. And Eliza Dushku’s cleavage is totally awesome.
Faith also kills a dude, who was evil, but Faith didn’t know that, so she goes all MacBeth and tries to wash the blood off her hands but she can’t. Way to go bitch, you fucked it up.
Then Buffy drops a toaster in the fat piece of fucking shit vampire bath and sends his hefty ass to hog heaven. But the evil town mayor and his house vampire Mr. Trick did something and now the mayor is invincible and looks like he will be the main bad guy that needs vanquishing in the season finale. Hey wasn’t there some evil little kid who got locked in a cage who was supposed to be the baddest dude? What ever happened to him?
A so-so episode. Tubby the Vampire and Dushku’s sweet tetons rescued it from being totally abysmal. I especially liked Faith’s line at the very end of the episode: “You don’t get it Buffy, I don’t give a god damn motherfucking shit. Bitch.” Great line. Probably the best of the whole show.
Buffy’s new pedophile watcher has much sharper threads than Giles. He’s all in fresh banker suits and Giles is still ensconced in tweed vests and sweaters and sweater vests. Time to update that wardrobe, whoadie.
Why the fuck does Willow have acceptance letters from multiple schools she applied early to? You only apply early to one school. That’s how it fucking works. Get your shit straight and come correct, nerd.
Anyway, Faith’s buzzing in Buffy’s ear about some shit and eventually convinces Buffy to act like a giant slut and also a huge pain in the ass. Buffy’s new watcher tries to settle her wanton ways, but Buffy is straight hoing and doesn’t give a fuck. She’ll even go to the Bronze and dance to shitty shitty techno music with Faith. Yeah I’d let Faith bronze my pole if you know what I’m talking about.
Buffy’s personality metamorphosis doesn’t work all that well, but on the other hand the show does feature a fat tub of shit vampire. Reminds me a bit of the lard ass vampire in Grendel: Warchild, or that fucking dude from Dune. And Eliza Dushku’s cleavage is totally awesome.
Faith also kills a dude, who was evil, but Faith didn’t know that, so she goes all MacBeth and tries to wash the blood off her hands but she can’t. Way to go bitch, you fucked it up.
Then Buffy drops a toaster in the fat piece of fucking shit vampire bath and sends his hefty ass to hog heaven. But the evil town mayor and his house vampire Mr. Trick did something and now the mayor is invincible and looks like he will be the main bad guy that needs vanquishing in the season finale. Hey wasn’t there some evil little kid who got locked in a cage who was supposed to be the baddest dude? What ever happened to him?
A so-so episode. Tubby the Vampire and Dushku’s sweet tetons rescued it from being totally abysmal. I especially liked Faith’s line at the very end of the episode: “You don’t get it Buffy, I don’t give a god damn motherfucking shit. Bitch.” Great line. Probably the best of the whole show.
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