In which Anya is really fucking up. Don’t tie yourself down to that anchor baby, let me show you what a real champion of touchdowns is capable of.
You know this bad guy would look a hell of a lot scarier if he didn’t have a ridiculous rubber suit on with shiny plastic bits sewn on. Also his name is Adam. Oh no! Everyone cower before the terrible might of Jason!
The dead black guy now a zombie said “God has nothing to do with it,” after Rilesdong exclaimed “God!” One of my favorite things to say after people exclaim Jesus Christ! is to say “Hey! Jesus has nothing to do with this!” and then act all offended. It’s cool because blasphemy is funny to me.
And there is, the big reveal of cyborg frankie stibes master plan. It involves demons vs male module army infantry vs Buffy and the super ass squad dick faces of detection. WOW I AM SO BLOWN AWAY BY HIS CAREFULLY CRAFTED PLAN OF DESTRUCTION.
My chest hurts. Maybe I am having a heart attack. That would suck.
Nope, just the booze workin it’s way through my horribly decrapitated joke of a body. Nothing we didn’t expect.
This stupid army boss is named Colonel McNamara? Like a reference from Vietnam? Weak. Also, the military industrial complex is not this inept. Probably makes for a better story but this is a little silly.
And the colonel isn’t wearing anything that resembles an actual military uniform, combat, class A, B or otherwise. It’s just a camo colored button down shirt and pants. I mean come on.
Cirah Meshell Gellur may be a great actress but she still sucks at doing anything athletic. Didn’t she at least play softball or something? What a spastic case. The big crazy fight scene in the Initiative base with all the munitions and such is fine but it lacks the polish of a show with lots more money. I guess it's allright tho.
Basically, all this sick action scenes at this end of this episode reinforces the fact that the Buffyverse operates based on one universal maxim: attractive people live, ugly people die. That’s it. That’s all you have to know for any episode. Except that time Jennie Marie Calendar died. She was mad bangable.
You know this bad guy would look a hell of a lot scarier if he didn’t have a ridiculous rubber suit on with shiny plastic bits sewn on. Also his name is Adam. Oh no! Everyone cower before the terrible might of Jason!
The dead black guy now a zombie said “God has nothing to do with it,” after Rilesdong exclaimed “God!” One of my favorite things to say after people exclaim Jesus Christ! is to say “Hey! Jesus has nothing to do with this!” and then act all offended. It’s cool because blasphemy is funny to me.
And there is, the big reveal of cyborg frankie stibes master plan. It involves demons vs male module army infantry vs Buffy and the super ass squad dick faces of detection. WOW I AM SO BLOWN AWAY BY HIS CAREFULLY CRAFTED PLAN OF DESTRUCTION.
My chest hurts. Maybe I am having a heart attack. That would suck.
Nope, just the booze workin it’s way through my horribly decrapitated joke of a body. Nothing we didn’t expect.
This stupid army boss is named Colonel McNamara? Like a reference from Vietnam? Weak. Also, the military industrial complex is not this inept. Probably makes for a better story but this is a little silly.
And the colonel isn’t wearing anything that resembles an actual military uniform, combat, class A, B or otherwise. It’s just a camo colored button down shirt and pants. I mean come on.
Cirah Meshell Gellur may be a great actress but she still sucks at doing anything athletic. Didn’t she at least play softball or something? What a spastic case. The big crazy fight scene in the Initiative base with all the munitions and such is fine but it lacks the polish of a show with lots more money. I guess it's allright tho.
Basically, all this sick action scenes at this end of this episode reinforces the fact that the Buffyverse operates based on one universal maxim: attractive people live, ugly people die. That’s it. That’s all you have to know for any episode. Except that time Jennie Marie Calendar died. She was mad bangable.
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