In which we’re all supposed to be impressed by Buffy’s SAT score of 1430 but guess who’s got two nostrils and took a big shit all over that score? Believe it, beyotch. Haha, no really, I did, so PUT DOWN THE IVY LEAGUE BROCHURES SLUT, THEY AIN’T INTERESTED.
On the other side of the scholastic spectrum, Xander whines about scoring around an 800 combined, making him actually retarded. I mean, this is no disadvantaged youth from a crime ridden, socioeconomically challenged neighborhood in a failing, decrapitated school system here. This is Whitey McHonkeyfarts from Sunnydale’s Aryan Preparatory High, this dude is fucking dumb.
The best part of this episode was when Cordelia ran away humiliated from Willow and Xander, who were finally caught making out, and then falls through some rickety old stairs and impales herself on a steel bar. HAHAHA, WHOOPS. She’s not dead though, so her big jugs will be dancing back on scree in no time, I’m sure.
Spike also showed back up, at first as a rad rockin drunk driver, then as a weepy emo douche, and finally as a flippant British jerk again. So overall his appearance nets out to a B minus C plus.
And after a fairly long, better than average fight scene, there is a massive decoupling of the up until now still sputtering along retarded love rhombus. Oh god it’s so sad. WHAT ARE THESE HOT TEENAGE WIZARDS GOING TO DO FOR SEX NOW? I GUESS THEY WILL HAVE TO JUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES LIKE THE REST OF US LOSERS.
On the other side of the scholastic spectrum, Xander whines about scoring around an 800 combined, making him actually retarded. I mean, this is no disadvantaged youth from a crime ridden, socioeconomically challenged neighborhood in a failing, decrapitated school system here. This is Whitey McHonkeyfarts from Sunnydale’s Aryan Preparatory High, this dude is fucking dumb.
The best part of this episode was when Cordelia ran away humiliated from Willow and Xander, who were finally caught making out, and then falls through some rickety old stairs and impales herself on a steel bar. HAHAHA, WHOOPS. She’s not dead though, so her big jugs will be dancing back on scree in no time, I’m sure.
Spike also showed back up, at first as a rad rockin drunk driver, then as a weepy emo douche, and finally as a flippant British jerk again. So overall his appearance nets out to a B minus C plus.
And after a fairly long, better than average fight scene, there is a massive decoupling of the up until now still sputtering along retarded love rhombus. Oh god it’s so sad. WHAT ARE THESE HOT TEENAGE WIZARDS GOING TO DO FOR SEX NOW? I GUESS THEY WILL HAVE TO JUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES LIKE THE REST OF US LOSERS.
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