In which the North American Watcher Slayer Love Association adds kidnapping to their litany of crimes against humanity while Willow and whats her face the lesbian decide to go full dyke.
You’d think by now that the teen dork squadron of young detectives would have some sort of distress code word so they could let the others know there is some mystical shenanigans at play. These types of shagsbereans misunderstandings happen all the god damn time. Figure it out already.
If you found yourself the victim of a body snatch and in possession of a corpus not originally yours, how long do you think it would take to convince people you know that you’re really someone else? I wouldn’t think it would take that long. Just start talking about shit no one else would know about, right? Like, bringing up childhood facts and what not? But instead in the movies, like in this episode for instance, they always try to yell and fight their way through, like that would convince anyone.
Faith-as-Buffy’s euphemism for being a lesbian: “so Willow doesn’t drive stick anymore.” From context clues it’s safe to assume that ‘stick’ here means penis and ‘drive’ implies fucking that penis.
After a couple seasons of Buffy dressed in non-slutty clothes, it’s a nice change of pace to see possessed Buffy dress like a total whoo-ore. On the other hand, Buffy needs to eat a god damn sandwich. Sacks of antlers are not attractive. A little meat on the bones is preferable to the Somalian look. Still, SHE WAS A WHORE TONY, A WHORE.
Uh, what the fuck just happened between Willow and other witch lesbian? She came, right? That was supposed to be Willow coming? Is this what lesbians fantasize about? Sitting on pillows, touching palms with other lesbians and having magically induced orgasms?
Buffy and Faith originally switch back, after Faith, while occupying Buffy’s body and beating the shit out of her own, implies that she enjoys beating the fuck out of herself and that most of her problems can probably be traced back to some deep seating psychological self-hatred. And Buffy learns that Riley slept with her body while Faith was in control. AS WOULD ANY GUY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WOULD IN SIMILAR SITUATIONS.
A so so two parter. The premise was cliche and they didn’t do all that much with it to move it out of cliche territory. Not egregious by any stretch of the imagination though.
You’d think by now that the teen dork squadron of young detectives would have some sort of distress code word so they could let the others know there is some mystical shenanigans at play. These types of shagsbereans misunderstandings happen all the god damn time. Figure it out already.
If you found yourself the victim of a body snatch and in possession of a corpus not originally yours, how long do you think it would take to convince people you know that you’re really someone else? I wouldn’t think it would take that long. Just start talking about shit no one else would know about, right? Like, bringing up childhood facts and what not? But instead in the movies, like in this episode for instance, they always try to yell and fight their way through, like that would convince anyone.
Faith-as-Buffy’s euphemism for being a lesbian: “so Willow doesn’t drive stick anymore.” From context clues it’s safe to assume that ‘stick’ here means penis and ‘drive’ implies fucking that penis.
After a couple seasons of Buffy dressed in non-slutty clothes, it’s a nice change of pace to see possessed Buffy dress like a total whoo-ore. On the other hand, Buffy needs to eat a god damn sandwich. Sacks of antlers are not attractive. A little meat on the bones is preferable to the Somalian look. Still, SHE WAS A WHORE TONY, A WHORE.
Uh, what the fuck just happened between Willow and other witch lesbian? She came, right? That was supposed to be Willow coming? Is this what lesbians fantasize about? Sitting on pillows, touching palms with other lesbians and having magically induced orgasms?
Buffy and Faith originally switch back, after Faith, while occupying Buffy’s body and beating the shit out of her own, implies that she enjoys beating the fuck out of herself and that most of her problems can probably be traced back to some deep seating psychological self-hatred. And Buffy learns that Riley slept with her body while Faith was in control. AS WOULD ANY GUY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WOULD IN SIMILAR SITUATIONS.
A so so two parter. The premise was cliche and they didn’t do all that much with it to move it out of cliche territory. Not egregious by any stretch of the imagination though.
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