In which the army men decide Buffy is operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct, and order her to be terminated, terminated with extreme prejudice.
I don’t need to see Xander’s breasts. Buy bigger shirts, fruitcake. And Buffy, stop wearing giant aprons for dresses.
Spike says he wants nothing more to do with the team of supernatural dorkwads, but obviously the actor is featured in the opening credits so it’s not like he’s going anywhere. Expect him to be forced to ask said dorks for help, all the while making cracks about them with his detached sardonic British wit. Then expect him to ask Buffy to cut down the largest tree in the forest with, A HERRING!
The initiative of handsome model demon fighters may not be as altruistic as the dork squad originally thought the shadowy covert government organization of unlimited power and resources was at first. But Buffy is still lusting after Riley’s hot dong meat and so doesn’t seem to mind that the commandos and their cunty chief scientist in charge may be evil.
And there’s Spike, back at Giles’ place, asking for help, right on cue to start act III of the episode.
And then the Initiative shows their true colors by setting Buffy up to be killed by demons while cunty scientist in charge watches over CCTV while sipping a warm mug of chihuahua piss. Will Buffy ever gain studly carnal knowledge without the attendant drama, betrayals and attacks of rubber suited demons? Highly dubious. Anywho, Buffay survives, and is now hip to Professor Bitch’s elaborate ruse, AND SHE WANTS FUCKING BLOOD. GET READY TO GET FUCKED, CUNT.
Not the best “reveal” episode. Professor whats her face had the potential for being an interesting character, but her instant metamorphosis into a psychopathic cartoon super villain was less than convincing. Oh, and she just got stabbed to death by one of her pet mutant frankensteins. Oops. So long beyotch.
SO SHE’S DEAD.
I don’t need to see Xander’s breasts. Buy bigger shirts, fruitcake. And Buffy, stop wearing giant aprons for dresses.
Spike says he wants nothing more to do with the team of supernatural dorkwads, but obviously the actor is featured in the opening credits so it’s not like he’s going anywhere. Expect him to be forced to ask said dorks for help, all the while making cracks about them with his detached sardonic British wit. Then expect him to ask Buffy to cut down the largest tree in the forest with, A HERRING!
The initiative of handsome model demon fighters may not be as altruistic as the dork squad originally thought the shadowy covert government organization of unlimited power and resources was at first. But Buffy is still lusting after Riley’s hot dong meat and so doesn’t seem to mind that the commandos and their cunty chief scientist in charge may be evil.
And there’s Spike, back at Giles’ place, asking for help, right on cue to start act III of the episode.
And then the Initiative shows their true colors by setting Buffy up to be killed by demons while cunty scientist in charge watches over CCTV while sipping a warm mug of chihuahua piss. Will Buffy ever gain studly carnal knowledge without the attendant drama, betrayals and attacks of rubber suited demons? Highly dubious. Anywho, Buffay survives, and is now hip to Professor Bitch’s elaborate ruse, AND SHE WANTS FUCKING BLOOD. GET READY TO GET FUCKED, CUNT.
Not the best “reveal” episode. Professor whats her face had the potential for being an interesting character, but her instant metamorphosis into a psychopathic cartoon super villain was less than convincing. Oh, and she just got stabbed to death by one of her pet mutant frankensteins. Oops. So long beyotch.
SO SHE’S DEAD.
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