In which Buffy totally powned by way cooler bitches than she.
Well la dee dah, little miss Buffy pants is going to college. Big deal. Your mom goes to college.
And for some reason, now that Buffy is an independent woman, she’s dresssing far less slutty than she did in high school. That’s no way to attain your MRS degree young lady. Tramp that shit up, ho.
Giles has no problem adapting to this new life. He’s crushing a fly soul sister with unparalleled pimpness. Clearly the steaze is strong with this one.
There’s also some new asshole vampires, who taunt Buffy because she’s totally not cool. Yeah, suck it, Buffy. Have fun joining the Tri Delts now, whore. There’s also a stereotypical stoner vampire. You can tell he’s a stoner because he wears those Mexican baja blanket hoodies and has dreadlocks and a goatee. And he’s all like, ‘whoa, bra, this slayer chick is harshening my buzz. Let’s go smoke some doobie and get absolutely high. Whoa like this weed plant is getting me really high by shoving it up my butt right now. It’s blowing my mind, dude.”
Allright this is getting stupid. Whatever, a whole new season of bullshit. It’s definitely good that they’re out of high school and in college, because at least know it makes a little more sense when they all hang out when they should be in fucking class.
Of course Buffy’s dorm room is insanely huge. I get that it needs to be big enough to fit camera’s in and such but they really went absurdly big. I only lived in a dorm for one year and it was a suite with two singles, a double, a living room with free cable and a bathroom. It also had air conditioning and carpet. Quite palatial, really. Fascinating, I know, right? But still, I lived in the double with a roommate and like most college students, we bunked our beds to save space. We couldn’t lounge about in luxurious space like Buffy and her roomie. Man, this has got to be one of the lamest, more boring episode write ups I’ve ever done. I really feel sorry for you.
Well la dee dah, little miss Buffy pants is going to college. Big deal. Your mom goes to college.
And for some reason, now that Buffy is an independent woman, she’s dresssing far less slutty than she did in high school. That’s no way to attain your MRS degree young lady. Tramp that shit up, ho.
Giles has no problem adapting to this new life. He’s crushing a fly soul sister with unparalleled pimpness. Clearly the steaze is strong with this one.
There’s also some new asshole vampires, who taunt Buffy because she’s totally not cool. Yeah, suck it, Buffy. Have fun joining the Tri Delts now, whore. There’s also a stereotypical stoner vampire. You can tell he’s a stoner because he wears those Mexican baja blanket hoodies and has dreadlocks and a goatee. And he’s all like, ‘whoa, bra, this slayer chick is harshening my buzz. Let’s go smoke some doobie and get absolutely high. Whoa like this weed plant is getting me really high by shoving it up my butt right now. It’s blowing my mind, dude.”
Allright this is getting stupid. Whatever, a whole new season of bullshit. It’s definitely good that they’re out of high school and in college, because at least know it makes a little more sense when they all hang out when they should be in fucking class.
Of course Buffy’s dorm room is insanely huge. I get that it needs to be big enough to fit camera’s in and such but they really went absurdly big. I only lived in a dorm for one year and it was a suite with two singles, a double, a living room with free cable and a bathroom. It also had air conditioning and carpet. Quite palatial, really. Fascinating, I know, right? But still, I lived in the double with a roommate and like most college students, we bunked our beds to save space. We couldn’t lounge about in luxurious space like Buffy and her roomie. Man, this has got to be one of the lamest, more boring episode write ups I’ve ever done. I really feel sorry for you.
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